How have people not evolved past the point of caring about a badge on a fucking car if they like the car itself? How stupid can you possibly be?

Renault Avantime?

In Soviet Russia... We aren't even this bad.

That's cute.

Oh hey there!

An excavator? Nonsense. All you need is salt, a small pair of scissors, a length of plastic tubing (6mm), a hand operated vacuum pump, a bicycle pump, a lump of putty, a hand drill, a 4mm drill bit (high speed steel) and a small needle, self tapping at one end in order to go into a 4mm drilled hole but with the…

had one of these. no power, no style. all cheap plastics and crappy materials. ceiling liner peeling all over the place, roll-down windows, plastic door panels.

The obvious solution is the Nissan Bladeglider.

Are smaller cars all that safer?

I'll nominate my '07 Toyota Prius. It was a graduation 'gift'.

My 1985 Ford Econoline 250.

Absolute worst beater ever. Got exactly 2 months and 4k miles out of it. Valve seat ate the engine right when I least fucking needed it. Bikeing 30 mi/day for 5 days to and from work during the fucking winter sure was(n't) fun. Fuck this car.

That's nice and all, but none of SWA's oopsies have ended up like this:

MR2

Citroen DS rallye:

Ferrari Enzo WRC, because TaxTheRich that's why

@Skunky: I'm calling mine "Explorer".