crazylegs11
crazylegs11
crazylegs11

I’m a Proud Southern Conservative White Guy(TM), but f*ck stereotypes all around. I just wrote my Congresspeople (all Republicans) urging them to stall Trump as much as possible, if not outright oppose him. If you want to reform immigration, great! But if you want to be an authoritarian asshole to everyone as part of

They give people iv vitamin infusions. So by definition, they overcharge for everything

Most people I know would be thrilled to get a letter from the President elect.

Sort of, if you look just under the girl’s nostril, you can see that last remnants of it.

Dude... Reggie Roby.

Why are policemen roleplaying as army?

Hey Russell, here’s an idea to avoid ties. Throw for a fucking touchdown.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

Textra is by far the best. It’s polished and constantly updates with new features (it had the iOS “big emoji” look only days after the Apple conference). I love the quick reply box, with options for texting later, replying in different ways, etc. The GIF keyboard and the ability to take pics directly in the app are

Buy them furniture?

Browns are putting the 0-16 in 2016.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

Sorry to be this guy, but the phrase is “buried the lede”.

To which Aikman replied: “Will you shut up and come back to bed?”

Pretty disrespectful of Kaepernick, especially after Santa Clara PD worked so hard to keep Ray McDonald and Aldon Smith from facing charges.

[scribble notes furiously]

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

Always theoretical trick play effectiveness truthers

If you think that’s cool you should see the newspaper throw tricks David Carr does at 3 AM every day. Legend.