Start a Gofundme for booze - that’s what they do over here (on JustGiving). John Smeaton who took on the Islamist terrorists at Glasgow airport in 2007 got one: 1,000+ pints donated in two days

No, but it makes people who don’t read the article super annoying.

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The Mets official spoke on condition of anonymity because the statement from the organization was the team’s only authorized comment.

He earned his stripes at the Battle of the Golden Corral Sea.

I don’t think people find Cracker Barrel racist at this point. Go or don’t go, but the decision should be about whether or not your coworkers will think you’re dorky for taking them to a place with a kitschy gift shop and checker tables next to large fireplaces.

PS: Get the chicken and dumplings, or just a breakfast…

Cliffhanger is #1. No doubt about it. The combination of nerve wracking tension and goofy yodeling music can’t be beat.

This is what happens after years of spaying and neutering.

The purest “why not both?” scenario while drinking: Korean BBQ or Korean fried chicken.  

Ironically most predators in Nashville lose interest after graduation.

Parity sucks. The 80s and 90s were full of great teams and then the greedy owners sold fans on the mythical “small market”. (There is no such thing as a small market team.) They got the fans to angrily hate teams that payed players what they were worth, by lying about what they could afford to spend in order to…

All of what? A $50 pair of sneakers, a slice of pizza, one bottle of champagne, and a few plastic flutes? I would guess her friends and family are dropping what amounts to about $200 on their loved one who’s been in prison for 7 years. What’s it to you?

He sad he considered it the real Terminator 3.

I have it on good authority that the Celtics were the team that asked him that question. I’m just hoping he gave them an answer without bias.

The miracle on ICE

This is what happens to D.C. when you put a Russian in charge of it.

This is fucking horrible.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

It’s the internet, so potentially underage girls are probably middle aged men.