But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

*dude

Due. Can we please get editing back?

Really hope the United States Ski Jump team can get their shit together this year.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

[Frowns]
[Thinks]
[Walks to closet]
[Removes three cartons of bisque purchased from BJ's]
[Discards]

You say throwing popcorn is no big deal? Tell that to theater goers in Florida.

To the mouthbreather below who brings up the race card? It was slightly before my comment that it was brought into play

I often think, is pouring a beer — elapsed time 10 seconds —worth two bucks? It probably isn't. But the key is, as you stated, there are times when the bar is slow and the bartender ain't making squadools. I'm on the ownership side, and since I don't open in the afternoons (or mornings, droolypants) my staff gets very…

Selling out just to make his life a little easier. I would not have thought it of Paul.

In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.

It's a pigment of their imagination.

Related question, but why can't the UFC create another genuine crossover star like Lesnar? History has proven that the only true MMA stars here and in Japan have been those who capture the spectacle aspect of the sport. This is why Kimbo Slice could still probably do big numbers headlining a Fox show. Unfortunately,…

One little addendum: A few months ago, I got Swee'pea on the phone and asked him to annotate the story himself. He was very nice and seemed open to the idea, and we agreed to meet for dinner. (He's back in NYC these days, coaching an AAU team.) Right before we hung up, he asked me to contribute to some sort of youth…