Styx above Aerosmith is going to wake up a lot of guys who should have died years ago from drinking a case of shitty beer a day but haven’t. Perhaps this will cause a stroke and we can be rid of them once and for all.

Nope, its actually the entirety of Bon Jovi. Southside Johnny is fucking Beethoven and Mozart compared to Bon Jovi

Another kid from Long Island.  430 movies Monster Week was my intro to Kaiju.  The TV guide was the indispensable resource of our lives.

Instead of empty stadiums, ban home games entirely.  Every game on the road.  Fuck em all. 

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

Looks like he put that grudge to rest, inside the coffin of Baker’s career.

He also doesn’t think cousins are “off-limits” based on his responses.

China went all fake news on the NBA.  Freedom is what we say it is, not some basketball guy. 

What a time to be alive. We throw the people fighting communism under the bus both politically and economically. Nazi flags are flown by good people, and the flag of slavery and genocide is supported throughout certain parts of the land.

Interesting contrast between Bonasera’s request and Enzo the Baker. Enzo just wanted to see that his daughter married the man that she loved, and ended up in front of the hospital staring down an execution squad.

As opposed to Enzo The Baker.  Who just wanted to see his daughter happy, and ended up in front of the hospital with his hand in his pocket.  

Best kept secret in health care?  Dentists make more money than doctors.  In fact, you are seeing a shift in choice from med school to dental school.  

They did not recognize Scott as a member of the Philadelphia 76ers and instead appeared to view him simply as a large man of opposing color attempting to start trouble at an Eagles tailgate.

Son, the facebook is over there.  You’ll fit in much better.  

My dad has these same symptoms. First lost his drivers license, then couldnt be left alone, now deciding where he will live the rest of his days. A vibrant hard working man reduced to quiet or rage. It’s the absolute worst thing imaginable. He didn’t play football, but as a parent, there was no way I was letting a kid…

Forget it Fry, it’s Methtown. 

Or, and just stay with me for a minute, he might be a white dude in a white state that is obsessed with a song and a flag versus you know, actual freedom

His sensibility was always so different than the rest of the writers on this site, and yet he fit in perfectly. This makes me genuinely sad. I dont believe in heaven or any of that stuff, but if there is, I hope he is in charge of every cockamamie minor league promotion on the heavenly circuit.

And soon antifa will find you, point at your tiny little dick and laugh til their sides hurt.  His ideology didnt lead to the shootings, his gun did.  

The Jets had a moment there this winter, while the Giants were imploding.  Daniel Jones, trading OBJ, general awfulness.  They looked down on us Giants fans and for a brief moment we avoided their glances.  Then the crazy eyes coach got the GM fired, and all was back to where it should be.  Both teams will suck no…