crazyjoedavola
crazyjoedavola
crazyjoedavola

The people who criticize him for this decision are also the same people that can’t add if the sum is greater than 10, due to a lack of additional fingers.

I hit submit too fast, and now the edit Gods are punishing me for some reason.

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Sweeten the pot. Throw in Ellsbury, and a reunion with A-Rod

With a little luck, a continued downward trend of pitching, perhaps a poor man’s Rob Deer.

Its half his rookie year.

Go back further. Dave Kingman. Judge is on pace to strike out 210 times, and he plays in a bandbox. Pitchers are starting to figure him out.

A-Rod never failed a drug test, neither did Jeter. I rest my case.

As of 9:10 EDT, Houston Nutt is on pace to shatter the world record for most high fives with total strangers in a 24 hour period.

Towards the end, I thought machete guy was going to drive off without Machete girl. Which would have completed the circle of doucheness.

Gretzky-Lemieux-McDavid-Crosby. In 5 years, will this be the GOAT order?

Could any of you take over the Knicks as President/GM and do a worse job? Is it even possible?

I like that KatyPerrysBootyHole and wetbutt23 are friends. Guessing Maddon is wetbutt.

I think for now, they need to go back to the original system. 15 teams don’t make it, each has an equal shot at #1. This way at least there is an incentive for the mid level teams to try and make the playoffs.

The only thing that will bring down Trump is either a shift in the house and Senate during 2018 mid-terms, a pee tape, or Putin deciding Hannity and Alex Jones are more suited to do his bidding,

Just a blast to watch, and I give a lot of credit to the ESPN crew. They announced it like fans, exactly what this competition should be. Not some dude making it about himself with catchphrases that went out 20 plus years ago.

Shoop also had to fend off boosters offering him discounts on the dark web and trips to Thailand. Tradition my ass.

One thing you guys keep missing here is Obama wouldn’t have retweeted the fucking picture. This cold sore of a human would still be anonymous, sitting around wondering if today is the day he will actually shower, with no one paying attention to him.

As soon as you find one, that is.