Its half his rookie year.

Go back further. Dave Kingman. Judge is on pace to strike out 210 times, and he plays in a bandbox. Pitchers are starting to figure him out.

A-Rod never failed a drug test, neither did Jeter. I rest my case.

As of 9:10 EDT, Houston Nutt is on pace to shatter the world record for most high fives with total strangers in a 24 hour period.

Towards the end, I thought machete guy was going to drive off without Machete girl. Which would have completed the circle of doucheness.

Gretzky-Lemieux-McDavid-Crosby. In 5 years, will this be the GOAT order?

Could any of you take over the Knicks as President/GM and do a worse job? Is it even possible?

I like that KatyPerrysBootyHole and wetbutt23 are friends. Guessing Maddon is wetbutt.

I think for now, they need to go back to the original system. 15 teams don’t make it, each has an equal shot at #1. This way at least there is an incentive for the mid level teams to try and make the playoffs.

The only thing that will bring down Trump is either a shift in the house and Senate during 2018 mid-terms, a pee tape, or Putin deciding Hannity and Alex Jones are more suited to do his bidding,

Just a blast to watch, and I give a lot of credit to the ESPN crew. They announced it like fans, exactly what this competition should be. Not some dude making it about himself with catchphrases that went out 20 plus years ago.

Shoop also had to fend off boosters offering him discounts on the dark web and trips to Thailand. Tradition my ass.

One thing you guys keep missing here is Obama wouldn’t have retweeted the fucking picture. This cold sore of a human would still be anonymous, sitting around wondering if today is the day he will actually shower, with no one paying attention to him.

As soon as you find one, that is.

Confirmed person to my grandma means they received the Catholic rite at 13. Was wondering how they knew so quickly.

Wait til Trump finds out his Twitter and Facebook are being blocked in Germany.

I love that you actually went to the trouble of photoshopping this. I can’t figure out if it’s a troll or reverse troll.

The only people in this country who are in favor of this legislation are the wealthy, and the people too stupid to realize that the wealthy do not give a fuck about them. Gutting medicaid is going to kill old people (Medicare doesn’t cover nursing homes). I can’t even conceive of what its going to do to families with…

I read through his replies, and others. The best part is if the government can’t run a business, how do we think they can run health insurance?

Prevotella is a pretty hard little bacteria to grow outside the human gut but we’re trying - and will move into mouse-model experiments in the near future