Ah, the I’m rubber and you’re glue retort. Classic amongst 5 year olds in both age and intellectual capacity.

To paraphrase the late, great Justice Potter Stewart “I know it when i see it”

Hehe “former”

Saddest part of all this? When the war is over, the only survivors will be the people that live in the basement.

 1997 was the absolute height of the steroid era. Johnson played in the 70's. I don’t actually care if he did or didn’t, but jeez.

Dont make me google. Who?

Shrinkage?

Why? Bautista is without question the better player.

95 16HR

They’ve shelved the video instructing the players on the proper way to commit suicide.

Swiss rolls are the perfect snack, except when a layer of chocolate sticks to the carboard. Which is every time. FIX THAT!

Couple of things, rather than get involved in the anectdotes below. The ACA has had little to no effect on employer based insurance premiums. The risk pools are segregated. Not the segregated pools that get a Trump voter a chubby. Any employer over 100 is rated based on how their own population is running, not the…

Neither of these guys are goons per se, so the linesmen will usually hover around in case someone actually lands a punch in anger.

Just wait til the outraged old white people find out all of these guys are actually American citizens. We should have a few heads exploding at least.

Does he hire the Trump birth cerificate investigators, or the OJ real killers investigators?

Pictured: Roger Goodell upon hearing this news

That could turn out to be the greatest twitter account ever. Think of the possibilities!

Jordan also retired at 31. Played 10 seasons. Took 2 years off for whatever “reason.” He “deprived” the fans for 2 years, Lebron sits out a game from time to time.

How good? All this offense, and you didn’t even mention the Shortstop. That’s pretty good.

Syndegaard. Throws 100, great control, and will plunk a bitch.