White Men Can't Dance, Either

NFL entertainment tragically misunderstood Roger Goodells demand to find a pair of bigger boobs than him

My favorite NHL penalty is "attempt to injure." Meanwwhile, 2 guys beating the shit out of each other with their bare hands? Not as serious.

Thankfully, this one was retired years ago

The arrested teens were able to plea bargain. They were sentenced to 3 years of being freshman on the Sayreville football squad.

Don't discount the abilities of Jeff "Well Hung" Larson.

Republican Convention or Stanley Cup final?

That's also the school where a former teammate says he and Peterson got smacked with a solid-oak paddle several times by the team's defensive coordinator.

So what we need now is a ranking of all the rankings.

Barry White would sing "I'm done, go home now"

#doublesecretprobation #fatdrunkandstupid

#profitingonpainandsuffering4eva

Even the hockey media is giving the Islanders some press and credit. Never thought I would see the day. Fuck the Rangers*

You really want to never get laid? Jackson Browne is your guy.

He fought the government over gender disparity pay! This is apparently the new "binders full of women"

Brother is a cop. So are a couple of other family members. You don't like being a cop, you don't become a cop. Cops are good and bad. Stupid racist trash is always bad.

What exactly are the people asking for in Ferguson? Justice. What are they getting? Shit. The Jersey City cop? Kid is going to spend the rest of his life in jail. You're a simpleton with an inordinate amount of time on your hands. People will protest, and FYI if you start holding cops accountable for their…

Maybe there isn't as much outrage because that cop was arrested, fired, and going to jail? Which had this happened in Ferguson, probably would have ended the protests.

Maybe there isn't as much outrage because that cop was arrested, fired, and going to jail? Which had this happened in Ferguson, probably would have ended the protests.

Who do you think threw more innings before 25? Ryan or Harvey? These guys used to throw 300 innings a year. Thats the point.