I keep hearing the 30 for 30 commercial in my head.

Well, technically, you did most of your winning with hidden cameras, but tomato, tomahto.

To the mouthbreather below who brings up the race card? It was slightly before my comment that it was brought into play

Reading through the comments here. Why is Jim Harbaugh getting a pass? He acted like an asshole the entire game. Bullshit handwringing, by whiny white people. The end.

How about graduating 2nd in his class from High School, missing valedictorian by .1?

Drum, you fucking anthropormorphic horse, drum.

Same reason Paul Simon used for Mrs. Robinson. He was a Mickey Mantle guy, but Joe Dimaggio had the correct amount of syllables.

Marshall Stiffy

By the way, Seinfeld episodes in Florida may as well have been documentaries.

The heat converse is my Floridian transplant parents, who turn off the AC at night, no matter what time of year. I turned it back on one night, and got yelled at like i was 7 years old again.

My Dad is a doo wop fanatic. An Irish kid from Brooklyn, and all I heard from him growing up was Dion, Johnny Maestro, and a strange obsession with the Beach Boys. I have inherited the Beach Boys love.

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He wanted more money

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You know the NY Post is the worst when you cite all that, and run out of room to mention our favorite racist/ grumpy old man, Phil Mushnick. Can we just have him die?

I was secretly hoping for a year of Rex on Espn or foxsports. Just to read the media meltdowns .

Oh sure, he had someone to wake him up.

You do not jerk off in the street, while Mr. Morrison is nearby.

The Crazy 88 could not be reached for comment.

All kids are assholes. Because they have no filter. Which, as a parent, is either awesome, or horrifying depending on the situation.