When is someone going to expose the conspiracy of Big Bread. Other foods tell you to refrigerate when opened, to extend the life of the product. Big Bread knows full well that a loaf can last 2 weeks or more if refrigerated, and yet there is no guidance from them. Where is the outrage?

The sun is hot. She was hotter.

Nothing, and I repeat nothing is better than masturbating to old Markie Post bikini photos.

+1

As a divorced dating guy. its certainly not the farting. Its the pooping. If I'm hanging out at her apartment, I can run in the bathroom turn on the sink and let one rip. However, dropping a post drinking binge bomb is still unacceptable. Might be the sole reason to get re-married.

Hell, one guy with prosthetic legs could probably do that

We put 2 dogs down last year. Adopted Greyhounds. Same ages. First rule, never get 2 dogs the same age. But we walked the kids through it. They were ok pretty quick. Let them have their cry, etc... My ex and I were more upset. Just sucks. A lot.

Wow. You could almost feel him getting a blowjob next to Kid rock on the tour bus.

Just read this and thought : Man I hope he is in med school. Because otherwise? -1

Forced myself to stay awake, despite the whining of my girlfriend who wanted to go to sleep. We were yelling at the TV like it was a hockey game

Katy Perry dress, Adele dress (humor purposes only), Jack White, Mumford (yes), and of course:

I would have to flag someone down to get one.

We each deserve a gold medallion for keeping it going

Can't hack much more of this

Felt like i ran a 100 meter dash.

All about the mood. Thankfully, the Coen Brothers have something for every mood.

It was a taxiing time in my life.

Well said. If sports are your entire life, something is terribly wrong with your life. I root for some really bad teams. Mets and Islanders to be exact. Their success or failure does not define my day, or my mood. If it did, I would probably be hospitalized by now.

I jumped out of the way of a cab that was heading towards the sidewalk. Scared the hell out of me. But I lived!

That is just awful.