and that the Dodgers—a team without a real owner and with an idiot for a general manager, an idiot who signed Aaron Harang and Chris Capuano and Jerry Hairston and Mark Ellis to two-year deals this offseason

Well all they have to look forward to is September.

+1

Belichick's post game team address has achieved the desired results.

Carmelo Anthony is such a selfish teammate he wouldnt even pass on condolences.

One of the guys at the bar lit off firecrackers after the game. Given I live in a diverse neighborhood in Queens, the guy across the street had no idea what was going on. Firecrackers went off and he ducked behind a parked car. Funny as all hell.

Wasnt that easy a play, but at least I know what Simmons will use for his next post.

My friend Teddy had 2-7 Giants Pats. He is a diehard Giants fan, and the try for two cost him 10 grand. Talk about a mixed blessing.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! That is all.

Unbelievable. 9-7. 13-7.

And they are so damn grateful. Any other dog, and my daughters would have gotten bit.

I know I am horribly late to this, but a little congrats to Deadspin is in order. 2 Years ago, the MSM wouldn't dream of breaking this story. Now they have too. I am still on the fence about how I feel about that, but its a pretty cool thing for the site.

Ah, my fellow greyhound owner. They are a good sober dog. Such a calm dog, once people stop whipping it to run faster.

Glen Livet. Tasty, and yet I also feel somehow superior to the guy next to me who ordered the dewars.

No way Easterbrook watches the nba. Probably not since Jack Haley retired anyway.

If I need practice at this point... I can probably determine the exact moment I am drunk based upon a strict food-alcohol ratio. Practice? You talking about practice?

We applaud when one of the kids falls so they dont get scared. If they still cry, then its triage time.

Secondary problem with cartoon band-aids. They want them even if they arent bleeding. Like the damn things will cure the bruise or any sort of injury.

Why not just hire Tebow for the summer?

hooker covered in barbecue sauce.