This is clearly a fake.

I'm more annoyed that VS thinks it invented the idea of going to the gym to show off. Literally everything about these stupid bras is stupid. STUPID!

"It's a fashion club now," Turney said. "The days of wearing our old workout shorts and ratty T-shirts are over."

Justin Beiber Concert.

She can rock my world to the mall, Canada Day, whenever.

Canadian girls??

Engineer will probably knock my head off but damn that body

Sweetums - hirsute, physically fit, rugged hands 'n big feet.

Nightcrawler, OBVIOUSLY.

Sauron.

But only if Bob Ross is there

...yeah. Bring on the sonnets.

Hello, sexy.

Not necessarily a monster but I'd consider the proto-human in Prometheus. Rockin' bod; not sure if I could handle the clamminess of his skin.

Hellboy.

I'm assuming a totally human looking monster is cheating? Scott McCall while he's not wolfing out is...okay, it's stat rape. So I take that back. I'll wait for him, though. He's a doll. Derek is an idiot and an emotionally abusive ass, so not him.

OK, let me get this straight: someone is doing this *today*? Because they need to go to jail for malpractice and mass-poisoning. They did all kinds of idiotic shit in the late 19th and early 20th century out of ignorance, but if someone's continuing the trend at this day and age, and didn't fall of a time machine,…