...the family plans to use the car as a generator...

Because it is still relevant and because we really need the laughs - Randy Rainbow to the rescue:

In the same way that I can’t stand Trump’s voice and mannerisms so much that I wait for transcripts, I’ve gotten to the point where I can’t handle reading his tweets and just wait for someone to tell me about the latest stupid shit he spouted. I’ve never hated someone so much in my life.

Do they even need to? Are people actually going to care or is this going to lead to racist everywhere feel empowered even more to use the n word left and right? At this point, is there anything that would cause them to turn their back on Cheetolini? 

If he did, what will happen? He mocked a disabled reporter during the election. He openly mocked them for being disabled, and nothing happened. Ok, something happened, he was voted in as president by the Electoral College. There was a tape of him bragging about sexually abusing women, still voted in as president. As…

They can guarantee there was no collusion, they can guarantee North Korea has stopped its nuclear program, they can guarantee there is widespread voter fraud, they can guarantee there is no human-caused climate change, they can guarantee Mexico is going to pay for a wall, they can guarantee there was no Russian…

...a dangerous stunt that alarmed the public and endangered her own life and the lives of the N.Y.P.D. officers who responded to the scene...

Can we give Cohen some sort of a permanent government post or something? This shit is valuable.

It is so incredibly, monumentally, and indescribably sad what has happened in this country in the last year and a half. People feel so comfortable publicly displaying their hate, their bigotry, their racism and more under this piece of shit President*. It’s beyond sad that such hate exists, but more so how people now…

Fucking idiot. How the fuck did America go from class to ass?

I think Melania just overdid it with the fillers. Plus, picking a double that actually looks like Melania wouldn’t be BoneSpur’s style. He’d pick a completely different looking (and much younger) woman and then declare that this was what Melania has always looked like and only someone who hates America and loves MS-13…

Spoiler alert: the nominee is not going to give a straight answer on Roe and that’s going to be good enough for her.

“Congress and the courts created this problem and Congress alone can fix it,” she lied. “The children are not being used as a pawn and we’re trying to protect the children which is why I’m asking Congress to act,” she lied. “The voices most loudly criticizing the enforcement of our current laws are those whose…

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Calling someone low IQ followed by ‘to many’.

Are we.... really at the point where the President of the United States, says “she’s right there looking at us,” which is clearly a lie, and it doesn’t even register to anyone, or it’s just doesn’t matter... So did all the reporters look over, thought “what the fuck is is pointing to” and not seeing Melania and just…

“He’ll die in jail.”

As long as his sentence accomplishes this and puts him in an actual jail, that’ll work for me. 

I’d like the mainstream media to stop referring to the NRA as a “gun rights advocacy group” and start referring to it more accurately as a “gun manufacturer’s lobbyist organization”.

I just don’t....these are kids. Kids! Kids who were fucking traumatized pretty severely only a week ago and you have “grown-ups” going after them all in the name of scoring political points.