crazyforjalop
Matt P
crazyforjalop

My parents’ English was not great when they immigrated from Taiwan. My Mom in particular got really good at English and now has a Masters degree. I’ll second your “Fuck you, Stephen Miller.”

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

Oh, so I post something about how I’m so racist I’d be willing to kill a baby and suddenly I’m the bad guy? Damn libruls ruining the country.

Well, I’m sorry for what happen

Yeah, I know, a single-digit loss in a district R’s won by 20 points last year, blah blah blah. Anybody else depressed as fuck right now? We are stuck with Trump and his evil brethren for the foreseeable future, and if there’s anything worse than Trump, it’s Trump thinking he won something. That’s Trump at maximum

This is one of my occasional forays into grossing you out so hold tight: I totally would. He is pure evil, an over-privileged little twat and elitist like his wife’s father-lover, but I still totally would. He’s a hot aging twink (twunk) who needs to be hate-fucked good.

This fucking Travelocity Gnome needs to be strung up by his short’n curlies. What’s with this “ I can’t recall” bullshit? When they grilled Hillary for HOURS she never took the ‘who me?’ route like this pocket sized motherfucker is using. Inexcusable.

I’ve been saying Kamala Harris 2020 since before the 2016 election was even over. She’s awesome. I hope she’s president someday.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.

“It is hard. There’s a level of viciousness that I was not expecting,”

Not to mention, it’s a line that is patently bullshit. When a boss says to their PA, “I’d like you to go and get me a cup of coffee,” they are not simply expressing a fond desire of theirs that they hope to see fulfilled as a personal favor if it’s convenient, they are politely giving an order. The very fact that

I’m glad to see you got your swearing right.

If anybody has one of these, but you just want to get rid of it because it’s too ugly, please let me know.

In the lawsuit, filed Tuesday, the couple claimed they were “humiliated” during the filming of their segment, and that their daughter, a minor, was “physically manipulated and verbally abused” by Banks, who allegedly suggested the girl was “accidentally conceived.”

Whatever tiny shred of hope I had in American democracy is gone now. There are no longer any standards. It’s just whether the candidate has a D or an R next to their name. Why bother voting anymore? What a joke.

I know, early voting yada yada, but this country and its voters just fill me with despair and disgust.

I don’t like the “Sphincter” story. It means he was bullied at some point by the type of assholes that would do that, and makes me feel sympathy for him.
And I don’t want to feel sympathy for anyone in this administration.

Oh I think Hannity understands calling things black alright.

Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

“Governor LePage of Maine, who, by the way, has lost a lot of weight,” the President of the United States said. “I knew him when he was heavy and now I know him when he was thin and I like him both ways, okay?”