Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

“Do you really think that Hillary Clinton is debate-prepping for three or four days. Hillary Clinton is resting, okay?”

Not disturbing, just odd.

I keep thinking to myself, “oh, there’s no way that people can display any worse behavior than what has already been displayed in this election cycle. Nothing shocks me anymore. We have reached peak Asshole Behavior.”

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

Agreed. He was 1 inch from possible catastrophe, which was the point of that shot. I’m in complete awe of how well this man knows the dimensions of his vehicle.

3:45 at the water though!

Is Ford single-handedly trying to kill more people than all the other brands?

Now imagine how sweeter your revenge would have been with FiberFix.....

I mean, I get that it’s super strong, but what’s the practical application? Duct tape has always been cheap and plentiful, and served its three purposes in my life equally well:

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

I drove a ‘85 non-turbo Z for awhile. They are plagued with electrical issues and those t-tops are practically guaranteed to leak under rain. Not to mention that the cars have a tendency to devour shocks, especially in the front.

That GIF. I’m not ashamed to say I tried to laugh with my mouth closed and blew snot on my keyboard. Thanks for that.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Trans girls aren't young men. And, if they're going through any hormonal changes, it's probably the same ones your daughter would be going through, because we have modern medicine now that does such things. So, how about you either take a chill pill, or have the decency to own your transphobia. Don't hide behind your…

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This is the version of the Panamera that is Sex on wheels to me. This should have been produced yesterday