I am literally feeling light-headed after reading this. Thank God I never had to get a vasectomy.

does 'efficient' HAVE to equal completely, indescribably, totally, eye-searingly, f'n hideous? Jesus Christ that's terrible. Excuse my language, but it was called for with this thing.

I actually like "Lap around Manhattan", funny, current, some similar ingredients to a Manhattan. It gets my vote.