The snows of Russia.

I think he makes her wear a Ted Cruz mask.

If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over Marion Cotillard, turn to page 32. If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over moving to Syria, turn to page 45.

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

40% of the country will always vote red even if Thanos was on the ticket. Both parties have their loyalists % locked in every year and then it comes down to the undecided, and among those, I’m gonna guess a bulk of the ones leaning Trump are in more rural and/or red-state areas

Its already got my vote

Shower beers are something I should introduce to my life.

Oh, I figured that wasn’t a pic of her shower, just a random internet photo. If not... umm... I don’t know what to say.

They’re not attractive, but I do like it that the models were probably fairly comfortable for once.

I found my mom’s vibrator

all the water ends up in the same sewer, doesn’t it?

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

smelly bits. armpits, underboob(though it doesn’t smell, it does get sweaty), crotch, feet.

Really? I always wash my feet. But I tend to walk around the house barefoot, so they are probably the most dirty thing about me come shower time.

I think I only “wash” my legs when I shave them, but it’s more putting soap in the way so I don’t slice myself open rather than deliberately washing them. Sometimes I also exfoliate with a sponge thingy? Anyway, they always look the same.

Bitter exes who just want to stunt on the other. Thumbs Up and popcorn ready.

Yes! And roasted vegetable sandwiches. They are always cold and slimy and gross and bland. Fuck off with that nonsense and think for two seconds about what an actual good sandwich for vegetarians would be. (Avocado! It should involve avocado)

Well, if this is indeed true, I have her back. I actually tremendously respect a parent instantly taking action rather than putting it down to a slip up or a one time thing that just repeats itself.