I agree with the other guy who replied to you. Your logic *is* bad.

Cmon, don't tell me you've never seen this:

Hooray! You've invented organized crime.

Have you ever tried to get a child to swallow an assault rifle? Not as easy as it sounds.

...the same deviled egg.

Between 160bps and 12kbps, so a GB would take anywhere from 1.7 years to 8 days.

Fleece the scurvy, rump-fed bonesetter thou swiver!

Nice list...I may pull some things from it.

"Holy bandwidth, Batman! There's been a lot of interest, please be patient while things load."

"Twitter is currently disabled (I think we exceeded their rate limit)."

I wish my phone had a nuclear-powered battery!

Triple word score!

YOU MEAN I'M NOT ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK COMMENT WITH MY OWN TONGUE-IN-CHEEK COMMENT? MIND=BLOWN

I wish music I listened to only had one sound. :-(

That seems like a horrible trade. You can avoid Justin Bieber with a modicum of effort.

*MB

No, the problem is that Nitrogen is the most abundant resource in the atmosphere, and CO2 is nowhere NEAR the most abundant.

Or sideload it without rooting.

Now all we need is Verizon and AT&T to stop blocking it, and for more merchants to start accepting it.

I knew people who did this on their iPod Videos back in the day.