Maybe this'll make him release Half-Life 3. Who wants to be #854? Nobody, that's who!

"The new iPad pretty much annihilates everything else in the chart"

It does on my Xoom, it did use to fill it, but it changed. Maybe when the Play update comes it'll change again. Who knows. :P

AND THE SHORTS!

You're welcome, anyone young enough to not have taken an Elementary School "Earth Science" class yet.

Doesn't say HOW scaled down. Could be small enough that it's just like a smooth surface.

As I saw on Google+ this morning in response to this video, "masturbation is more fun".

If this isn't some crazy conspiracy, I find it funny nobody thought of this ahead of time.

....there's a hole in the sky, through which things can...fly.

Every time this video appears in front of me, I HAVE to watch the entire thing.

Is Evernote paying you? There are tons of places you can store pictures...

Nope!

Google's Web history is stored on THEIR servers. Your browser history is only stored locally, on your computer.

Do you have any idea how long it took my brother and I to figure out to use Max on the circuit breaker in the tunnel of love?

Are you sure that's enough red arrows for Apple users?

And some sour cream and onion flavor powder.

Ha. Nice catch.

only 4G phone on verzion? No... there's also:

And if they don't, you have 15 minutes to get a refund.

Uh, ending of Half-Life 2: Episode 2. That is all.