crazycatlacey
CrazyCatLacey
crazycatlacey

I am pretty sure it said day 479 or something like that, when they flash forward from the opening scene to the bulk of the movie. Which actually makes some parts weirder. Oh, wait, this is Jez. I’m gray here! Yes! I can rant without spoiling. If you’re actually reading this, and you don’t want spoilers, run away, run

Yeah, it seems like Letterman is talking about one thing here (Harvey’s business bullying) and Gwyneth is talking about another (sexual harassment at work), or she’s trying to.

We watched last night and my husband legit turned to me and said “DO YOU GUYS THINK OUR PENISES ARE UGLY”.

I was having a really shitty day but now I actually feel tons better because I’m like, “Hey! She’s right, I’m not a sexual predator! I don’t jerk off in front of unwilling participants.” ***PROUD OF MYSELF***

This! And the second the White House says something against this, which you know they will, the dems need to immediately start hammering them with, “I thought you cared about working families.” “Don’t working families matter to you?” “Isn’t this one of Ivanka’s most important intiatives?” “Were you lying when you said

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

Nah. I would be happiest if his presidential run left him so in the red that he and everyone with any connection with him would be beyond ruined. Like how you have the “Midus’ touch” where everything a particular person touches turns to gold or at least makes money, I want “Trump’s grope,” to mean to be so poisonous

When shit hits the fan and he finally falls, I hope it’s just so deeply humiliating, so totally devastating to his ego and his psyche, that he never recovers. I don’t want us to hate him, I want us to forget him. I want us to erase him. That would be the best and most fitting punishment for inflicting himself on the

I love it so much I want to take her no cheese roasted vegetable pizza back behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

Stop writing the 2020 GOP/Trump platform.

I think it’s like 1000% more obvious when you see it in motion. In pictures, yeah, she looks great, but there’s something off when she talks.

Divorce is so unseemly. Somebody has to die.

Soooo presidential.

I agree that it is morally okay to punch a Nazi. To me that is obvious. The question is does it help actually fight white supremacy? I think that’s the real question.

Probably the most critical ability any negotiator has to have is empathy. You have to be able to put yourself in someone else’s shoes to know what they want and feel what they feel before you can understand what you can do to influence them and get what you want.

It’s clear from these transcripts that Trump is not only in way over his head but also a terrible negotiator. People aren’t going to just give you what you want because you’re going to look bad if you don’t get it. What a moron.

They voted for a guy who shits on people they hate.

what if you’re gay married? i assume it’s ok then?

“I didn’t get how right Hefner was. It took us decades, but it happened: ordinary women helped destroy the Playboy way of life as a model of coolness for American men.”