Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

So, basically, it’s like everytime you try to have a faculty meeting. Everyone is never free on the same night.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Avery is probably going to get out even though there’s a big chance he really is guilty, and poor Brendan is going to rot in prison, because apparently everyone has either forgotten he exists or no one cares.

If that’s the case, they should hire Rachel Dolezal as a consultant.

DID I HEAR SOMEONE SAY CARPET BOMBING? Oh, carpet bagging? Never mind..

Ok, what are everyone’s hopes for the characters? Here are mine:

I enjoyed Parenthood, but at the same time, i feel like it ran it’s logical course. Let the Braverman clan enjoy the ride off into the sunset they finally got to take after years of family drama.

When they can’t all share a wardrobe, it really limits each dolls fashion choices. UGHHHHH I’d have been sewing so many little outfits.

But what would the username be? BarbieQ?

“Oh boy, you got me a NINJA BARBIE?!” “Oh, no, dear, I got you a Kinja Barbie, to reflect a more realistic version of adulthood where you spend 75% of your day trolling comment sections.”

Thank you, I really appreciate your response. And I will be sure to take your advice.

Hi! Black person here (insert Nick Jr’s Face dot gif) Here’s my two cents:

It’s not about the snubs, and has never been about he snubs.It’s about the Oscars, publicizing the Film industries bigotry from the Studios on down. But if you want to make this about ‘black people complaining again’ so be it. But wont try to back up your bullshit by saying there were no performances by people of…

UGH. If you wanted the cast of the movie to be invited to the award show, then you shoulda cast Jennifer Lawrence to play Dr. Dre, Tilda Swinton to play Eazy-E and Casey Affleck to play Ice Cube LIKE I SAID. There still would have been a black actor in there. Like I would have cast Morgan Freeman to play a doorman or…

Since you posted this comment, it’s actually been slashed to $6.32 and a free basket of breadsticks with purchase of an entree.

I’m not even trying to do the “damned by faint praise thing,” but I want to say that as a middle school teacher, I appreciate Macklemore. I teach 95% minority, low-income students in the inner city. They listen to all kinds of hip hop, including fluffy stuff on the radio. When “Same Love” came out, there was a…

See, I read this comment, and it’s really Exhibit A why if you’re privileged you just shouldn’t ever say anything on these topics.

This was my thought too. Sarah Palin has insisted that well trained gun owners should be able to have access to guns. But she can’t deny that her children had good training, and spent their lives hunting (or she would have to say that she was a bad gun owner). He was in the military and got even MORE training. And…