Me reading this thread: this sounds like park slope, I bet it’s park slope.

I hear you, but he and that gal sure do seem to be in real love and have a lot of genuine fun together...and I used to live in that same neighborhood, and the stroller situation was OUT OF CONTROL and stroller pushers were really aggressive. I’m glad someone’s taking a stand.

I gotta be in with Two2Tardis on this. You would be shocked at the number of douchecanoes who bail on their girlfriends when they get pregnant, and then decide at some later time (once the child is born and is normative and healthy; once their relatives/parents find out; once their “baby mama” has gotten the child…

This.

Extra points: Ask her what color dress she is wearing and match your tie.

‘ Chile, as a personal trainer, I discourage this. If you have no weight to lose, unless you are 19 goddam years old, do not screw with the position you are in. So many women who have perfect metabolisms think it’s funny to screw with it, but it’s only funny until you accidentally cut out the nutrient or habit that is…

You guys. I grew up with an addicted narcissist rageball mother and no dad. I took care of my whole household, got abandoned or kicked out on the regular, and talked my mom out of killing herself more times than I can remember. I didn’t get to have any normal when I was growing up, and because of that I didn’t really…

I know! And it’s not even good. Let the bennies have D’Jais and all the shitty places in Seaside and we can have the rest of them.

Tourists. Real NYers know the space between cars is for smoking weed or pissing.

Next season on Two, and a Half Men..

The whole Jackie Siegel media frenzy is really grossing me out. For god’s sake, the Gawker post suggested the fact that she had an iced coffee at the funeral was callous and inappropriate (apparently coffee is only appropriately sad when it’s hot?). I have no idea how this woman is grieving her daughter’s death, but I…

There’s a very special place reserved for people who judge grieving mothers. As the girl’s mother exactly whom was she disrespecting? Maybe she chose to present herself as version of the woman her daughter knew best. Like her or hate her she’s proven herself to be pretty indomitable

It’s unfortunate he couldn’t just say that there’s no real need for a First Lady. I’m sure he has friends of either gender who have uncontroversial pet causes that he can bring attention to, and I’m equally sure the White House staff is capable of putting on state dinners without a figurehead.

I worked at a golf course — not even a great one — and I was the insane owner’s hatchet man. I delivered at least three, in my memory, manilla envelopes with prorated refunds for people’s yearly memberships and notifications that they were no longer welcome. They were always pretty crestfallen and never knew what…

Modcloth is probably frantically copying this one as we speak

dear younger person,

I appreciate you love your friends (or at least respect your friend’s guests) and I love the intention behind this post, but the jewellery here is remarkably unexceptional. I have better statement necklaces (costume, I’m not bragging about some incredible expensive bling) that I wear to walk my dog. I would love to…

Aw, your poor Dad! Even if it’s a variation of a joke she’s heard 1,000 times before, she should muster up a smile and pretend it’s the first.

And who pays me the work hours it takes to build it ?