I once saw a tribal elder address this sort of question, and his take on it was as follows:

In other movie titles that should exist, Fast 10: Your Seat Belt

there’s a surprising amount of jetski-dating-themed-quarantine-crime out and about these days.

What do you get the woman who has everything? My grandmother used to smoke a lot, so for Christmas one year I got her a carton of Kent 100s.  My parents were not pleased.

Can’t they just be covered over with flesh-colored ink, the way you paint over a wall after a child draws on it? Is this really not a thing?

Vaccination priority in the UK was also given to those over 80. Sir Ian McKellen is a celebrity and he is over 80. Thus, he was given the jab.

Same, I’m traveling until my knees give out (there’s lots of stairs involved in traveling around the world) and then I’ll do river cruises until I’m sick of that, then I’ll finally rewatch Buffy after spending three hours every morning sipping coffee at Denny’s or something.

Yeah, what I read here was Stefani explaining that they wanted to have the wedding they wanted (i.e. one without masks) but also wanted to do it responsibly.  Which seems like the sort of thing I’d want anyone in this situation to say.

The irony is she plays the science geek in the movies.

*squints to see price*

Pro tip: please don’t ask women why they don’t have kids, why they didn’t have more, or if they want more children. I experienced pregnancy loss and only told my immediate family. Since we have a young son, everyone feels entitled to ask me these questions. Since my miscarriage, I fumble through a vague deflection and…

Producers: Let’s throw in a fun cameo from another movie, for the fans!

The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines use mRNA, which is just a bit of protein. It’s not even an attenuated or inactive virus. It’s just enough protein to stimulate an immune response. It saddens me to no end that I have seen in just 25 years American sentiment move from “Yay, Science! We put a man on the moon! to “Science…

ok, here’s a better spin on this joke:

People rip on Chris Pratt for attending an “anti-LGBTQ” church as if that doesn’t describe literally every mainstream branch of Christianity (and most of the other major religions too). The Vatican even walked back the Pope’s recent statement that maybe the gays weren’t subhuman monsters and possibly deserved a few…

It’s a well known fact that, much like vacation days, the longer you work at a company the more Flog The Dolphin minutes you accrue. For example, if you’ve only been with a company for 2 years, then you’ve only got a few minutes to play a game of Five-On-One on company time. If you’ve 10 years in, you of course can…

It’s funny how much I can miss smoking while also simultaneously be super disgusted by smoking.  It’s been three years now for me! Self-five!

Chrissy Teigen’s blog post on Medium was utterly heartbreaking.  

Mine is Vavavoom Indaroom.

I can’t get the scene where the dishwasher was scalded with oil out of my head. It turns my stomach