Very fair point! 

Also? Aren’t brows even MORE important now that we’ve lost 1/3 of our faces?

“They’ll grow back” was a lie sold to every girl who grew up in the 90s/early 00s. Wanna know how I know?

not only that Robert [Palmer] was re-marrying but that he met his new wife four months before asking for a divorce.

Now I want to watch the first Scream movie. 

shit

he could hammer me any... oh nevermind, typing out loud.

So Hammer is hammering.

I got the keys yesterday, I’ve camped in the flat and cleaned and decorated and changed the loo seat and hung curtains. My sister helped the first night and a lovely friend and her lovely husband have come to stay for the weekend to help decorate.

Ah, I should have known it was taken out of context. 

I like to think that before the pandemic Cher usually used the Post Office for her mailing needs and is on the first name basis with everyone on her route as well as the local postmaster.

A choir of heavenly angels.

What's the sound of two washboard abs rubbing against each other?

Ever since the rumors that Zac Efron was going to move to Byron Bay, I’ve convinced myself that he wants to move there to devote himself to his secret, passionate love affair with Liam Hemsworth.

I mean youre not far off, shes 17 and the videos are from when she was around that age. I mean she should still apologize and ir just goes to show you that racism is something that is deeply ingained at a young age but I dont think that means she should be held to the same standard as like a Stassi Shroeder saying…

Maddie Ziegler is still like 10 in my mind so her apologizing for racist posts when she was younger is hurting my brain. 

As someone who comes from that part of the world where he goes, I always laugh at this point of view. He does go to South America and other places where people may consider he has the potential to do this. I will say, I enjoy when people travel to our neck of the woods and experience our culture. Its kind of fun to…

Hey, Charlize, to set future expectations, this will happen a lot as your kids grow up.

The book is a Quantum Leap-like anthology where each chapter Matthew runs into Willie Nelson, smokes a pound of weed, and wakes up in a new movie set with no idea how he got there. Then he runs into Woody Harrelson, smokes a pound of weed, figure out what he has to do, does it, runs into Willie Nelson, etc.

By the same age as X AE A-Xii, German babies are already eating with a spoon and managing train schedules with incredible efficiency. At 2, they begin smoking filterless cigarettes, dressing in all black, and pondering the meaningless of existence.