Trump is one press conference away from trying to jingle a set of car keys in hopes it will deflect anyone actually questioning him.

He should be released along with a lot of other people in prisons right now.  There are a lot of people who it doesn’t make sense to warehouse in the ordinary course (which is one of the biggest problems with America’s criminal justice system), but right now especially, as prisons are just breeding grounds for…

I just read the whole Men’s Health interview with Liam Hemsworth (the magazine you only read for the pictures)*. Nowhere does it say he found Miley Cyrus difficult; he found the media scrutiny of them as a couple difficult (and refused to discuss her).

Or just scatter some potpourri over the piles of dirty socks - boom, romance!

Ugh, not only do I not want to do the sex, I don’t want to do anything else either. I’m sick of delivered food, I’m sick of cooking, and I’m sick of t.v. Right now I’m hungry and sitting on my couch staring blankly at the Tivo  welcome screen. My house smells like burned quinoa and I want a hug. Sorry for being a…

I was having this conversation with a couple of parent friends yesterday. I don’t have a child in this game, but all of my friends who do have kids have said pretty much the same thing—that parenting 24/7 is hard. No sending the kid to swim lessons or school or daycare for a day of freedom.

I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

“Congrats to everyone, except for the gender reveal cake, which I imagine is quite smushed.”

Whenever I went to a store that had a stuffed animal display, I would silently say “food, food, food, water, water, water” so I knew they were all taken care of. I was a silent stuffed zoo keeper. 

Those rims she’s sporting are certainly a solid effort at a chastity belt!

This is the kind of hard-hitting journalism we need in these times. I am in your debt.

Thank you.

I just need her to stay the fuck HOME and do a YouTube workout. I’m TIRED.

I’m one half of a lesbian couple who has been doing IVF (I don’t have very many eggs, but they’re good...why wife has tons of eggs, but they’re weird).

Also being able to work with your leadership is a good thing. Folks need to stop getting so worked up with this “burn it all down” mentality. Change takes thought and time. 

I think of my eyebrows as cousins rather than identical twins, and that always makes me feel better. 

I also did an embroidery.

Oh it is too late for this advice by like 4 days.

My wife is an IMCU nurse just north of Seattle, where the first US COVID patient was detected. Here are some stories from here and her friends:

Here’s your ad, Bernie: