@Bricked: that would be great, extra points for inter-team teamwork, and must have the same guy who voices the red dead horde mode... that guy is awesome.

@arionfrost: this platform is extending lower appendage and switching to protocol ''Dat Ass''

@Black Knight Rebel: You anti Semitic asshole, he fought for years with sega to be called his birth given name, but they refused to acknowledge his Jewish heritage.

Oh Hai Lady GaGa!

@JoBo: yeah, it's John's sole motivation to finding a cure. I agree with you, i was pissed when somebody spoiled heavy rain for me, i was hoping it wasn't true until it was revealed then i reenacted that scene where george lucas rapes Darth Vader's dignity.

spoiler alert: The hero of bower lake gave Thag a belly ache.

@JoBo: it is true, and it's hardly a spoiler, read above, or below, wherever the comment shows up.

@Vamplosion: Spoiler alert: The ring gets destroyed in mount doom

@CRAZYAPE69:jesus christ, this was a joke intended for people who have played the game, it happens in he first 5 minutes....

spoiler: uncle bites Abigail and jack

@DocHobo: FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck yes

@dowingba: through the power of love.

@Goose1004: what do you think a firearm is? What do firearms shoot? So why does it say ''firearms are introduced''..........

I can't help shake the feeling that this game was a glorified arcade light gun shooter. most of the game it seemed i was behind a single piece of cover popping out to shoot a never ending supply of enemies until the ''GO! GO! GO! flashing arrow'' in the form of orders came through. I did enjoy the single player, but…

@I want an Internship at Kotaku: touche

''Firearms are introduced to the third installment of Lionhead's role-playing franchise.'' ummmm, wut, What have i been shooting bandits with then?

is Brick Steakfist in this game?

@Kenshi_Ryden: you got any pizza rolls? I want some pizza rolls, email me if you have a pizza roll.

@SNLabat: trying to eliminate the wheelchair kid's brain tumor.

@Kenshi_Ryden: ''I'm pretty desperate to hit it.'' like my ex wife.