@herogear: looking at this page it's clear that successful troll was successful...

@SupaKero: i am the walruss, koo koo ka choo

@Batman: dead rising is a satire on western zombie movies as told by the japanese, complete with Romero esque dark humour. left 4 dead 1 and 2 are a western made first person survival thrillers with political and social undertones.

@herogear: game stories suck? red dead redemption, alan wake, mass effect 1 and 2, singularity to an extent, heavy rain... i could go on......

@Interstella5555: phew... good thing im indestructible

it looks like the droogs and i should be doing a spot of the old, 'ultra violence' in these rooms..

@tk.: isn't that a viking on the can?

@captaingordon: man: ''hmm, small bite marks, and there seem to be mouse droppings on the rear of the case, this could effect the value...''

@Salari: (one eyed bart impression): 'money money money'

thank god, i hope this will make my purchase worth while.... hang on... I GOT IT FOR FREE.. and i wouldn't have paid a penny more.

#23..... i came

as much as i hate to say this, bill had to die, his sacrifice seems the most plausible, a stubborn, proud old war vet' saving the lives of his 'squad'... though saying that, i do fucking hate francis. can't wait for this expansion.

@geiko: god is a lie.....

awesome, so i can watch mr/mrs hands while eating a crappy burger and looking at some mediocre girl's ass....

@randomguy26: he's joking, of course they're real bullets, the crew hire in criminals and use them as cannon fodder, so to speak.

@joeyoeyoeyo: god i hate internet trolls.

@joeyoeyoeyo: wow.... just wow, i never thought you would even reply to that comment, keep on crying.

god damnit! i was hoping this was irl. was so gonna order that wampa rug

soooooo.... i own a little bit of terminator? AWESOME!!

@joeyoeyoeyo: '' so this was obviously a staged shot. '' read the article