Ballers, of course.

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

This has been posted on local news affiliates FB pages (in Alabama) and people are PISSED! It’s hilarious seeing how worked up people are getting about this change.

The number of people AI has turned down who only later to become stars is crazy

Never watched this season AI, and I clicked the “Diamonds” video above. The girl is a treasure. Her rendition is flashy without being over the top, I loved it. I think she’d have a career no matter what.

That might be the most boring David Bowie cover ever. I mean, I don’t hate these guys, I even like some of them. But it could have been sung by one guy and it won’t be any different (preferably by David Cook, because he seems like the only one who has an actual soul in him).

She is with Borchetta.

Wow. This is the most cream cheese, tapioca, mashed potatoes version of this song EVER.

menstrual effects on emotions are the most invalidating shit, it’s like your uterus is gaslighting you

I haven’t watched Idol in 10 damn years but I watched just for her. Okay fine... I changed the channel after her but I still made my remote turn it on.

I love her.
I will buy everything she ever records ever.

And the migraines. Dear god, the fucking migraines.

Ugh The clots!!! The birth control I’ve been on for the last year for some reason causes me to literally give birth to a massive clot almost every period. I always know when it’s coming bc I get terrible cramps. Oddly enough I end up praying for the clot to appear because once it’s out the cramping finally stops.

My husband is a star. He’s been married once before and is a total “yeah I will pick you up pads” sort of guy. His somewhat clueless, younger buddy got his first serious girlfriend who would sometimes stay over. Dude did not have a trashcan anywhere but the grocery. Girlfriend told him she wasn’t coming back until he…

That’s it? No, I say.

It’s ok I know you’re on your period, so I forgive you. Here have some green tea ice cream, the bitter flavor is perfect for bitter bitches like you.

Both. I get both. My other favorite thing is how there are just so many damn bodily functions/fluids in the morning. Like there’s the rivers of blood, the weird period poops, the first morning pee, the first nose blow of the day, wiping sleep out of the eyes. Like, I’m just over my corporeal existence within the first…

Right? Make them take a mystery pill 3 times a day. Could be placebo. Could be a laxative. Could be an Ambien. Could be an emetic....

YES.

Ugh, the fucking Try Guys.

I would lay face down in the dirt and thank the almighty if the worst thing about having a period is bleeding through clothes, pads, and tampons. This experiment does nothing to share women’s experiences because what’s missing is the extreme pain (for years I would black out, faint, be susceptible to a raging fever,…