Disney has better lawyers than the WWF WWE.

So is Simon's "part-time job" Secret enough?

It seems like the shitty move is mobilizing consumers to try to enforce a near monopoly on digital sales, even though the 30% commission is usurious at best.

Normally I read Kotaku reviews. But sometimes, I read the first paragraph, and think “Hey! I know that voice! Looks like I need to watch the video review instead to experience maximum Tim Rogers”

“In only the first sixteen seconds and fifty-two frames, Zelda exterminated the souls and abandoned the carcasses of 100 living creatures.”

Honestly, And I mean this. I cant hear anything else OTHER than YANNI.

That shit switched from Yanny to Laurel on me and now I’m bugging out. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, PATRICK.