How is this not theft? If I did this to a neighbor and their lawnmower I would be in prison within 3 days.

Okay, but schools are government funded, so...

You know the answer already.

You mean the Lambo?

While I can’t speak to the actual performance difference between the H1 and the Toyota Mega Cruiser, I do know which I would rather own.

$56B.
Bloody $56.000.000.000.
Looking at a list of the GDP of the countries of the world, it is higher than about 120 of them. More than the GDP of countries like Tunisia, Latvia, Estonia, Iceland.
And one person is supposed to get that as a pay package.
It is utter insanity. What a shit effing world we live in that that…

Long Way Up is a lesson in mitigating range anxiety.

Here is a video of a black man on the street filming a traffic stop. The other cops shoved him then tried to do the stupid assertive dominance thing that bullies in high school do. He gets taken down and arrested. For filming. A constitutionally protected right. Cuz he’s black. Don’t be so obtuse. 

When you look up “white privilege” in the dictionary, a hyperlink to this story must be included.  “Wasn’t criminal” to assault a police officer??  That roar you just heard was every single Black guy in American screaming “WTF”?

I was really hoping this was about Alito.

“His connections with local law enforcement got the charges dropped. If the footage didn’t exist, this could all have been swept under the rug.”

Maybe you would also be ok with police putting cameras in your house, which would increase your safety immensely!

A long time ago here on the Jalops I weighed in on straight-piped BS noise from microphallus infantiles making life unbearable in my neighborhood. I got more than a few replies along the lines of ...

Social media is his income. He probably makes enough in views that the fines won’t deter him.

How ‘bout the General Grant:

Whenever I point this out to Coloradoans, they always go “oh, that’s why they do that!”.  Where Colorado registration stickers go on the license plate:

These, because of all of the caffeine.  Duh.

RuPaul’s 1979 Volvo 242?

Doesn’t fit neatly into the single role of a traditional car or a boat. “Traditional” cars don’t float. “Traditional” boats don’t roll on roads. This does both. Definitely a non-binary vehicle.