Yeah, what the fuck is with all these poor people not having control over their daily schedules, why don’t they just start being rich already instead of selfishly not having 90 minutes to spare in a narrow time window on a weekday without a fixed date every four years? Or two years? Or only even numbered years? Or…

The irony of you being holier-than-thou about this is fucking staggering.

You’re familiar, I’m sure, with Xeno’s paradox. How many small steps do need us to take before admitting you just never wanted to get as far as a big step?

It’s... rigged? We’re all stoned? You lost me.

As a fat person, the number of times I’ve been asked if that would be my solution is... upsetting, even as far as callous shit people say to fatties goes. Like, no, I’m taking the one motherfucker out, just like everyone else, damn.

I think everyone is so upset by the upvotes/Black Mirror situation that I would say that subplot (and it was) very successfully glossed over the fact that this is a 1:1 homage to the TNG episode “First Contact,” and it’s fucking great at it. If you didn’t like it, that’s because it’s corny, because Star Trek is…

I already wrote about it at length. Don’t feel like doing a happy recap, luv. Read it, or don’t. Others have, and they’ve deemed it worthy. That’s good enough for me.

Even company towns expect the state to step in and take care of the very young and very old. Don’t take no Wooden Nickles, man.

Please don’t make me fuck Jefferson Sessions

I’m not going to stalk you because you can’t summarize your views, dogg. I’m just going to assume you can’t do it because they don’t 100% make sense. You get that, right? That if we’re in a realm where everything can be expressed mathematically, and you can’t articulate your position, how high the odds of it being…

Does this show that high income taxes cause great economic growth? Not necessarily.

lol

Has to be. You can sue anyone for libel there, can’t you? Isn’t that where Tom Cruise sues people with the temerity to suggest he may be, uh, a confirmed-if-frequently-married-bachelor?

Absolutely same.

It’s Marxist dialectic...

God, they really fucking don’t care about us, do they? I mean, I know, you know, it just hits home sometimes

While I agree he got away with a lot thanks to his race, and is getting off easy in the aftermath for the same reason, I don’t think it’s quite that simple. “This guy’s brother is a pedophile, his father’s a thief... by gum, he’s obviously planning a terrorist attack at a country music showcase! To the FBImobile!”…

lord knows he wants it

Well, only as far as public appearances. Google Emil Maurice. Or, I’ll just tell you because it’s one of my favorite bedtime stories: The founder of the SS, who would spend most of his career as Hitler’s chauffer, was a French Jew named Emil Maurice. Himmler had him and his family declared Honorary Aryans, because the…

Same! I keep saying I’m gonna go sign up for night class, but no, I still just mime the sandwich I want at the bodega. We should get our shit together, man.