So what you’re saying is, you didn’t understand the article, and didn’t bother to read it again once you realized you didn’t know what it was about, but still feel like you have valuable input? This is such a good use of everyone’s time. Thank you for this.

Well, at the same time, it isn’t not colonialism. It’s the terrible convergence of a very traditional class marker and colonial racism. Basically, a perfect storm of cosmetic sales.

That might be a little extreme. It’s a childish apology, but it’s a hell of a lot better than “Sorry if anybody was offended,” which people get away with way too often.

It does! He’s a great comedic actor, but for the life of me I do not understand why the stuff he writes himself has such a following. It’s like Jeff Foxworthy listened to a Lenny Bruce album and thought “Yes, I am exactly this good, I should start cussing more.”

Well what would you call it?

Wow, sounds like you must have been a pretty dumb kid then. No problem-solving skills at all? Letting your parent’s careers make your aesthetic decisions for you? Did you not get a job when you were older, either?

Oh man, don’t compare the Russian Federation to the USSR on the anniversary of the Revolution, Lenin will spin in his gross mausoleum so hard it’ll fuck up the rotation of the Earth.

By Ukrainians and Latvians, maybe. Belorussians, Lithuanians and, I shouldn’t need to say this, Jews had a pretty different experience at the hands of the Nazis. Protection from Western Powers who seemed disinterested in investigating and preventing future genocides was a big part of keeping, for example,…

Well, that’s a little better.

“Abolishing Free Speech is incompatible with the ideals of Liberty” isn’t a “real argument?” You should tell Jefferson and Paine and Madison that before they go starting a war with Britain or whatever 

She was pretty busy getting raped and occasionally held captive by The Donald herself

Oh my god that last one I hadn’t seen before. I might be sick.

Whenever he decided on that name, so, gestation

Bottom line, when primitive man met advanced man, he lost. Always happens that way.

She may have been a competent candidate, but the campaign was incompetent as fuck. Also, you can’t really blame 3rd Party Voters when she still won the popular vote, meaning they quantifiably had no impact on the outcome of the election.

You mean the ones in 2008?

Ding ding ding. If they’d hit my father’s Prius it would have been their score of the week.

Now that the Empire is gone, they’d like to strongly voice their opposition to the Empire

Oooh burn

This is important! Richard Spencer ain’t exactly a redneck. Shit, I know rednecks, there’s Democrats and Republicans and Nazis and Communists and apathetic dummies among just like any other group of white people.