Imagine a homeless person in Atlanta sleeping under that giant bird statue.

You deserve this for wearing a Mets shirt to work.

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

ESPN has a cool profile of Ichiro that is chock-full of anecdotes and details about his routine. Highlights: Ichiro used to give a profanity-laden pump-up speech in English to his all-star teammates every year; he’s been trying to work as an emergency pitcher since he came into the league; he really does hit a ton of…

What Doug is trying to say here is that his lady doesn’t want to meet any of his creepy internet friends.

No excuse. Hatches forever.

What did CarMax offer you for it?

The Phillies wear pinstripes sometimes...just sayin

She should not consider anyone in the Senate. We need each democratic senator we have in there to stick around and hold the ground we have. Isn’t there a good natured Governor from somewhere who she can ask?

THIS.

Sure wish we could hear the car driving instead of a dramatic pan over the bumper accompanied by “epic music...”

Are you kidding me? I’m the fiercest keyboard warrior since Conan the Qwertyarian.

If it retains the A5's hatchback then I approve. Sedans are pointless. All cars should be hatches, even if they look like sedans.

I think at this point, I’m just trying to convince myself that it’s OK if Vegas gets a team...
Although, I really don’t want expansion anywhere so hopefully this article is right, and they have to bury their bloated carcass of a bid in the desert.

“Jesus, just look at all those people in the first picture! That place is a MADHOUSE.” — Jeffrey Loria

Im thrilled im not the only person that said “wtf is “woke boyfriend””

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

Meanwhile, Ruben Amaro paid $11m/yr for 8 years for a VIP package at a Betty White lookalike contest.

A common problem, as I’ve detailed elsewhere I ordered a Toyota Highlander, plopping a $10k deposit down, only to have the wait go from weeks to months to a different color. My father in law told me a story of how he special ordered a Chevy full size back in the day with tow package (tranny and engine) but wanted…

I can attest to this. When my brother and I went to a few different dealerships to look for his next car, the Skoda dealership was by far the most inviting, friendly and easy going of the lot. A good comparison is this:

In the Subaru dealer, all of the salespeople looked extremely skeezy and eventually one came up to…