The only way it could hit 60 mph was to drop it out of a plane.

My mom had a baby blue Chevette I got to drive in high school. The floorboards rusted out and you had to lift your feet up when driving through puddles to keep from getting soaked. What a POS.

I guess they won’t be winning many games by a whisker.

What would Doug DeMuro do?

Philly sports talk radio exxagerating? Say it isn’t so!

Some of those streets (more like alleys) in South Philly are crazy narrow. Even a dude with a shovel needs to work sideways.

He’s just happy to see you.

Main streets, mostly. South Philly? Nope. Fairmount Park was a great choice for your tests, though.

Perpendicular parking.

The news stations in Philly will be in full storm panic mode. They’ll brodcast live all of Saturday morning and into the afternoon, unless there’s college hoops or something else on. They’ll urge people to flock to the grocery stores, etc. It’s comical. It’s been like this for years.

Let’s have a meet up with Doug while he’s in Kerbeck’s waiting room. Or we can meet down the street at Villaris Milmarian. Great pizza!

Walter White approves.

Ugh. I remember my first holiday party for my first post-college job back in 1985. I had no idea (I was 23 for chrissakes) and showed up wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a Santa hat. And everyone else was in either a suit or a velvet dress. Thirty years and five jobs later, I’m still remembered as Santa’s Hawaiian Helper.

I bought my GTI in March 2014 at the tender age of 51. So. much. fun. I love this car. I’m really itching to take it to NJ Motorsports Park for a track day. Maybe in the spring.

She’s the devil.

I didn’t realize ol Rex was seeking the Republican nomination for president.

Word. I’m 53 and don’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks about me and my backpack. Strolling down the avenue.

It's gray and I really wanted red, but red wasn't available on the 2014. But the red in the grill works.

No you’re not. I have a gray GTI. I wanted red, but it wasn’t available for 2014s.

Get rid of the divisions and have the top 4 in each league make the playoffs. 1 vs 4, 2 vs 3.