Also, I’m a Knicks fan, so don’t even think you can hurt me.

The rest of the Knicks showed their solidarity with D Rose by also failing to show up for the game.

SMH, it’s never the guys you expect

*whispers something into Crapwad’s ear*

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan “Up with Mini-skirts!”. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn’t quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration…

You don’t know he got it wrong.

You do know that “ejaculation” is, like, a whole different word, right?

I think there’s a hole in that theory.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Listen, the man had every right to defend himself to get her away from him. She laid her hands on him twice, both times aggressively. Argue all you want about the merits of laying your hands on a woman and what not, but he was within his rights to act. Probably shouldn’t have tried quite so hard to completely…

Brown not calling Noel’s name is just another attack in the continuing War on Christmas.

“If he dies, he dies.” - Porzingis post-game press conference

I’m predicting that next week’s Browns vs. Bills matchup is the first game in NFL history where the final score is 1-0.

Samer,

Bautista retorted by declaring his distaste for Baltimore, claiming that all the good characters on The Wire were dead, anyway.

Didn’t want him to get the wrong idea.

Sandusky probably deserves a shout out as well. Just sayin.