crankymessiah
Cranky Messiah
crankymessiah

People refusing to crunch anymore hurting the final product maybe?

Latest drivers installed, I can play various modern games, Death Stranding, Doom Eternal, Wasteland 3, Back4blood, Riftbreaker. The first two I have played at 4K maxed out for a while when I moved the PC. But Battlefield 2042? I tried running it at 1360x768, with everything low and with nothing happening around me,

All day yesterday I could only spawn with a M5A3 and I couldn't use any other equipment including specialist abilities. 

I hate to break it to you dude, but if the majority of the customers in the restaurant are raising a ruckus that the food is burnt, it prolly means the chef is drunk in the back, and most of the food is burnt. Just because they somehow didn’t manage to burn yours doesn’t mean every other diner is doing something wrong

No not this time. This game is fucking bad. Half the time your load outs don’t work, crossplay literally doesn’t work, you get an error every time you try to load a match. Most of the guns are completely broken. Proof - use the pp-29 and the game feels OK. Your bullets go where you aim. You can potentially win

Lol you know, I originally ended my first comment by calling you an idiot, and now I regret deleting it. Luckily, it’s not a mistake I have to live with.

I thought the problem with satire is people are stupid because they can’t think beyond one dimension because a lot of people in the last couple years and certain groups of morons take everything at face value because they can’t think 3 dimensionally.

For whoever needs to hear this: Unless you’re an Olympic athlete, feeling any physical decline in your *mid-20s* has everything to do with your shitty lifestyle and nothing to do with ageing. Stop peddling this crap.

I think he has that funny/not “normal” attractive/troubled which means he is sexy/slightly dangerous/sad puppy thing going for him. I married one of those. It has been....ok. (should have just stuck to lots of hot sex)

Ummmm yeah, it was pretty easy to tell Dread is a 3D game with the camera panning 2D. This is no surprise.

Oater brings in boffo box-office blammo!  While the horse opera is nearly a two-hander it trumps sword-and-sandal flicks by tyro scribes purple monkey dishwasher!

Do they though?

The modder’s arguments that the games are no longer supported and they are not profiting may be true, but they are not a solid defense. T2 has released a new version of those older games, and regardless of what the reviews might be, having someone else release a free, updated version into the market as an option hurts

I remember this one time I died and was looking back at the supercut of my life, and I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, and realized one was mine and one was Jame’s Gandolfini’s, right at my side.

But I saw that at my most difficult moments, there was only one set. I went to James Gandolfini and asked him

Jesus Christ.

Come on Ari, you can do better than this. We don’t need Kotaku writers plumbing the depths of shit that Gizmodo does.

That’s a terrible and click-baity headline. That applies to all 2.5D games. Also what does the author think first person games do? They put the camera where the model would be and sometimes they have arms or legs model. That bullet point related to first person makes no sense being a bullet point.

Jesus dude. I loved Whedon. Worshipped the man. Have my career partially because Buffy blew my teenage mind. I still think he’s incredibly talented, but...

During that fight against the first boss, the moment where you view things from first-person isn’t technically first-person; rather, the devs at Mercury Steam simply put the camera in front of Samus’ character model, then slapped a heads-up display over the frame.

jfc that’s a clickbaity headline.