Or, you know... thebpmot of the original Caotaib America comics from many decades before that.

Is this your first day on the internet, or are you just humorless and incredibly bad at recognizing an obvious joke?

Rich Juzwiak continues to be an awful hack, I see.

So, in other words, youbhavent actuallynpmayed more than 1 of their games and have literally zero idea what you’re talking about. You can criticize their games (I find some of them overrated), but being too same-y and similar to each other is absolutely not one of them. That’s just objectively false, and not even…

“Derp derp derp, I personally didnt like this gakenso no else could have either, and anyone who disagrees with my opinion is lying or a shill, derp derp!”

A) you have no idea if it’s an average performance. Nobody does. Because nobody has seen it.

The fact that you somehow thought that clip support tr ed your point and proved that Martinett would be good/can do Mario for extended sequences without being obnoxious is absolutely mind-boggling. It did the literal opposite. It proved OP’s point that Martinett would be TERRIBLE for a full length movie. He is doing…

“Derp derp, this person has a different opinion than me so they must be a troll or a shill, derp derp.”

They literally provided you stats and evidence showing that crime has decreased significantly, you dumb fucking putz. You dont get to just ignore reality when it doesng fit your dumb fucking narrative.

Not letting a third party organize events with its games magically equates to hating all of its fans? Events that cater to less than 1% of their fans (and which have been surrounded by numerous allegations of sexual assault)?

....none of which is remotely similar to “hating its fans” in any way, shape, or form, which makes this a massive (and moronic) stretch. But, okay...

It’s almost as if they are two completely different systems with completely different libraries if games, nor to mention vastly different costs, and that directly comparing them is asinine.

Yes, it was beyond terrible. Especially considering how many other games around that same time with smaller budgets were able to produce exponentially better Mega Man homages/clones.

I dont know that I would call a guy who has slowly pieced together a loose outline of a plot over multiple years an auteur, but okay...

Jesus christ... you people need a fucking hobby.

If you dont know what you're talking about, maybe just dont comment? Nobody who actually plays the game will have to pay to buy him, because they will be well over level 55 in no time whatsoever.

Jesus, stop with the dumb “grinding” nonsense. Anyone who has played even semi-regularky since launch is probably damn near level 200 by now. Level 55 takes basically no time to reach. It’s impossible to overstate how obnoxious your coverage of this game has been, and your transparent and desparate clickbait-y…

Jesus... please go fuck yourself.

It’s like you were actively trying to sound as dumb as possible.

...wut? What the f*ck? What an amazingly ignorant and thoughtless comment. Yes, let’s make fun of the black guy’s hair for being messy. That totally doesn’t have centuries worth of racist connotations or anything. Fucking weirdo...