crankymessiah
Cranky Messiah
crankymessiah

“i was an English major, so I’ve personally had to lower my standards when it comes to assessing the Instagram DMs of the modern man”

Jesus christ, you're dumb.

Are you dense? Why are you listing Jason Aldean as one of the progressive artists, when he and his wife and the ones who made the very anti-trans comments that Morris responded to, followed by making an appearance on Tucker Carlson? Maybe try actually paying attention and/or, I dont know... actually reading the

Tell me that you have less than zero idea what you're talking about without telling me.

Jesus, this is stupid. How are there so many complete and utter idiots in this comment section? 

If you cant see the difference between an investigative journalist, and a random dipshit breaking an NDA, than youre.... what's the word I'm looking for here? Ah, yes... dumb. Very, very dumb.

Yes, genius. Breaking an NDA is a violation of civil law.

Oh look, another moron who cant seem to grasp that gaming companies arent some evil singular entity, but rather a company full of many individual employees who did/do nothing to deserve scorn. Super smart and nuanced take, slugger.

Wut?

This is a very dumb and bad take. You realize that gaming companies arent some huge amorphous evil entity, correct? That actual people work there, and shit like this affects them?And yes, if you sign an NDA and leak things for clout, you are a scumbag.

You have the internet, genius. It would take you literally 10 seconds to Google it and find this information. The fact that you are bitching and arguing about this without bothering to actually become familiar with any of the information first is unreal. This is why our country is so goddamned stupid. People argue

Youre really doubling down on the stupidity of your first comment here, and exposing that you have zero idea what you’re talking about. I dont know what’s dumber: whining that someone who repeatedly cheated at a competitive game and repeatedly violated a site’s terms of service actually faced consequences, or

Yes, genius. That’s kind of how it works: you violate the terms of service which explicitly ban cheating, on a competitive website, and you get banned. Why are you whining that they enforced their explicitly stated rules? What do you think would happen if they didnt punish people for cheating?

What a bizarre and terrible take....

Do you dumbfucks not actually do any research before pretending to be Americans? Because holy fuck, you're terrible at this. It would be amusing if you weren't such a worthless piece of shit.

They live in Russia.

Tthey're a russian troll. Look at their comment history and username.

“Vaccination facility”

Gwe, this doesnt seem obvious or anything. Of course Americans always say things like “I am from the state of Iowa” when talking to fellow Americans. Totally natural sounding.

Hilarious that a blatant troll is posting on an article about trolls. Youre not fooling anybody, dumbfuck.