Gee, if only they had explicitly mentioned that in the article that you’re commenting upon. You seem very smart.

You seem fun...

KotH sucked.

Paramount is actually one of the better streaming services these days, imo. Ton of good stuff on there.

No. No, it is objectively and aggressively awful. Stop it.

Yeah, gee, that sounds brilliant. Who needs the focal point of the movie to talk.or be interesting? Genius!

Yeah, they are among the most expendable characters in the first book. Definitely not "vital."

As a massive Dune fan, I must say: the first one sucked. Very, very much. There is zero sense of imagination. I was a Villenueve fan, but I thought he did a legitimately terrible job w/the first film.

Wow... that is aggressively unfunny, and you seem like a massive piece of shit human being! Go f*ck yourself!

Were you actively trying to make the dumbest comment possible? Because if so, congrats! You did a great job!

Yes, but fighting games actually have moves and combos. This game absolutely does not. I have no idea what he is talking about. One button attacks, one button jumps, both buttons together does an uppercut. That’s literally all there is to it.

One button attacks, one button jumps, and pressing both together uppercuts. That’s it. That’s all there is. No combos, no directional inputs, nothing. If you find that difficult to remember, then i think you have far greater problems to worry about.

Wut? What the hell are you people talking about?there is nothing to memorize. One button attacks, one button jumps, both buttons together uppercuts. That's it. In what world is that even remotely confusing or hard to remember?

Street Fighter isnt a beat em up and has literally nothing to do with this. It’s a fighting game. Beat em ups, including Shredder’s Revenge, are incredibly simplistic. Which is what makes this article so ridiculous and obnoxious. There literally arent combos or moves to learn. You use 3 buttons, and each button does…

Yes, but... this is absolutely not one of those games. It’s an amazingly simple beat em up with no time limits, no complex inputs, etc. 

It literally could not be more simple. This is one of the dumbest articles I have ever read on here. There are like 3 whole moves, and none of them require complex input; you literally just press the button. It took my toddler all of 10 seconds to learn how to do them, but this video game journalist is somehow either…

Acceptance of being lazy and willfully ignorant? “Learning the extremely limited and amazingly simple ‘moves’ in this amazingly simple game is too hard and feels like homework! You have to use 2 entire buttons, none of which require additional inputs aside from simply pressing said buttons!”

At a certain point, which you have already passed, you’re just being willfully ignorant. it takes literally about 15 seconds at the absolute most to learn all of the moves in this game, considering that there are literally 4 moves: attack, jump attack, uppercut, and the backwards roll you mentioned. There are no…

Or maybe, just maybe... they didnt like it as much or think it was as good? Are we going to pretend like they have a sterling record of always choosing the best movie?

Yes, that’s exactly what it means: since they didnt vote it as Best Picture, that clearly means that they were passing judgment on/codemnding homosexuality itself. Very nuanced and intelligent take there, slugger.