crankymessiah
Cranky Messiah
crankymessiah

Oh, shut the hell up. It was absolutely benign. Having alopecia isnt a “disability.” It is exceedingly common. Joking about someone having short hair isnt some monstrously offensive roast, let alone worthy of physical assault. Everyone trying to argue that the joke was somehow as bad as the slap is an absolute moron.

It is impossible to overstate just how amazingly goddamn stupid it is to write an article about Jim Carrey’s comments, wherein you bitch and whine about websites giving coverage to Jim Carrey’s comments. You have absolutely zero self-awareness, and continue to be an embarrassment to your profession.

He knew that she had an extremely common condition that affects countless people and that is in no way debilitating, which dumbasses are now trying to treat like some sort of crippling disability? Okay. Still dont care, still not offensive.

Please stop pretending like hos lame but harmless joke about an exceedingly common condition is somehow as bad as the assault itself. It is extremely stupid and embarrassing.

If you don’t want bad things to happen to you, listen to cops.”

Oh fuck right off. This is so aggressively stupid...

Why is nobody talking about how bizarre Smith’s speech was, talking about “protecting” the actresses who played the William’s sisters. That was a movie, my dude. You were fucking acting. You aren’t Richard Williams, they aren’t your daughters, and it was a fucking movie. Dude has clearly lost touch with reality. If

Oh, fucking stop it. Jada willingly puts her private life on public display for profit and attention. You cant do that, then turn around and flip out when people talk about the issues YOU brought into the public. You sure as shit cant go to an Awards show with a tradition of roasting attendees and fucking assault

*tells someone that they dont know how suing someone works, then shows complete and total ignorance of how suing someone works*

Its hard to overstate how dumb you have to be in order to believe this.

Please shut up.

Oh, shut up. She is a public figure who actively and willingly puts every facet of her life on public display, and then willingly went to an Awards show where they joke about the attendees. If your skin is that thin, maybe dont make a career out of sharing every single detail of your life. It comes with the territory. 

I really dont find sppedruns using glitches and exploits to be very interesting or impressive, I must say.

Imp Ashes > Wolf Ashes, by an extremely wide margin. Everyone seems to use the Wolf Ashes, and I dont understand. Try the Imps, you will never go back to the wolves. They are more resilient, and they can occasionally do very large chunks of damage.

Um... maybe that the characters whose movie the perspective is from didnt speak Japanese and therefore wouldnt know what they said? Just a thought.

Except I distinctly remember people bashing That's My Boy as relying on crass stereotype humor for including a scene just like that.

Stop. The entire point of the scene is that the guy treating the Asian women that way is an ignorant dumbass. That’s literally the entire point. Also, this is based on a specific person’s youth. That person was a white male. Should he alter his own past to include fictional Asian friends that he didnt actually have?

What a weird and dumb reply to an extremely positive article...

Some of my favorite bands were ones that seemed “mysterious” when I was growing up because they never gave interviews and you knew nothing about them. They almost seemed like mythical figures.

3 times now I’ve been riding through the same certain area without a care in the world, not realizing (and then subsequently forgetting) that there is a lone rune bear stalking that area, which is obscured by trees, and each time he scared the hell.out of keep by swiping me from behind while I was galloping on my