crankymessiah
Cranky Messiah
crankymessiah

Havent seen something like this in a while? Is that a joke? Are you actually being serious? Good grief...

Lol! “Horror icon.” From an awful movie that nobody will remember by this time next year. Sure. Definitely not hard to take this site seriously when you write stuff like this...

“So many people are having this problem!”

“I persobally suck at it and dont like it, therefore it is objectively bad." That is the thought process of a very stupid and oblivious child. Plenty of others love it and dont find it difficult or confusing. Your opinion isnt somehow more valid than theirs. Stop being a whiny, pathetic baby.

Those games are nowhere near as good as Meteoid Dread. Your taste is bad and you should feel bad.

In no way whatsoever is he stuck, genius. He can easily get onto the ledge on the right side. He is just trying to go to the left, when he clearly isnt supposed to go that way yet. All he has to do is jump on the ledge on the right hand side, which is where he came from and which is easily low enough to get back on to,

Except they dont. Not rven remotely close to being thr case. There are always clues. You being bad at noticing them doesnt render them non-existent. I havent had any problems, nor have any of my friends who are playing. At no point have i needed to resort to “shooting everything.” There are either visual indicators,

Except your entire premise is wrong. They dont add anything? They are one of the primary things that force you to truly explore the environment, which is, you know... kind of the entire point.

“I didnt like it therefore it is objectively bad” is the thought process of an utter fucking moron. You arent the arbiter of good taste, slugger.

Yes, clearly this just shows that the game design of a game that has not only been succeasful for decades, and which spawmed a whole new genre based upon that exact gameplay, is “bad.” That is the issue. It definitely cant be that the small minority of people getting stuck and many people who are new to the franchise

Why would a cinematographer and director have the gun pointed at them? Is this a serious question? Did you not bother to think literally at all before posting this? Have you not seen a million shots in movies where a gun is shot towards the camera?

Thanks for letting everyone know what a thoroughly pathetic and reprehensible piece of shit you are. Go fuck yourself, please.

This comment is... wow. Just to be clear, youre implying that maybe we should censor any and all somewhat realistic violence from movies, if not art in general? Unreal. Who advocates for that degree of censorship and sterility in art? This wasnt caused because movies depict violence. It happened because someome was

Where is this idiotic idea coming from that it would have to be grounbreaking to attract new customers? Since when is there a correlation between groundbreaking and commercial success? Youre making up arbitrary BS to deny the documented fact that the special has been very succeasful for Netflix. I dont like it, but

Except for the part where the special is their most watched and most re-watched comedy special on the platform. You not liking or agreeing with it doesnt magically mean that nobody else does or that it isnt successful. Many, many, many people watched it. He is right: the outraged are a vocal minority on this one.

On yop of being a very generpus interpretation, that assumption would still be every bit as stupid. Scenes where a gun is fired at the camera are far from uncommon, especially in westerns. Not all scenes include multiple actors. Let’a not be actively stupid here.

This is the absolute fucking dumbest and most irresponsible comment. Unless you were there, you have literally no idea whatsoever what happened. You realize that many movies include shots where a gun is fired at the camera, right? Why on fucking earth would you assume that this didnt occur while filming a scene? Just

You reallt are just the dumbest motherfucker, on top of accidentally revealing multiple times that youre racist. He sent literally hundreds of emails over an 8 year period containing vile racist, homophobic, misogynistic bullshit. That isnt a slip-up, that’s a pattern of behavior revealing long-held views. Stop with

You, dumbass. Because, again, only racists assume that “everyone else is racist and/or says racist things too, they just dont get caught,” which is not even remotely true. You basically admitted, without realizing it because you are clearly very stupid, that you are a racist.

Always amusing when someone outs themselves as a racist dipshit. Becausd do you know who the only people are that assume everyone says racist things? Racists. Because, i assure you, not everyone says racist things. You basically just admitted that youre a dumb piece of shit.