crankymessiah
Cranky Messiah
crankymessiah

Has Kotaku been having a competition for the past few days to see who could write the dumbest and most obnoxious headline? Because holy shit, has this site been insufferable. Between this and all the recent effusive praise for Neon Abyss, which is beyond shallow and buggy as hell, paired with the constant criticism of

I cant possibly overstatw how obnoxious this comment is. You are trying way, way, WAY too hard, and the effort shows. She was in an apparently abusive relationship. Trying to spin this into some grand overarching narrative is idiotic. Benevolent sexism? What the fuck are you even talking about? Good grief.... ive

I found the most idiotic and least self-aware comment on the internet today...

Because Jay Leno is awful and hasnt been remotely funny in numerous decades?

With all seriousness: shut the fuck up, you insufferable twit. He was a fucking comedian, who grew up in the fucking 60's. His jokes were edgy sometimes. But point to a single example of his supposed bigotry that wasnt part of a joke, by all means. And if youre going to argue that comedians should never be allowed to

This is one of the worst comments ever.

This is almost as funny as when the other half dozen people already said it before you.

Let’s maybe not make up random bullshit, slugger:

Rarely have i seen an article so completely lacking in self-awarenes.

It’s absolutely hilarious that you think posting factual information about the budget, length of development, and sales oractices somehow qualifies as a hit piece. If the facts seem like a hit piece or attack, then you should probably think about what that implies.

I have very game you listed except Savage Planet on the Switch, and i had zero issues with any of them.

You... have a distaste for people who like the song Creep and/or own guitars? You seem cool.

This reads as someone who is very defensive because they secretly realize that theyve spent 12 freaking years of their life being invested in a thoroughly mediocre show.

It's legitimately hard to overstate just how fucking dumb and tiresome you are.

Yes, since you personally dont like it, it is not good and they should stop using it. Screw the many, many, many people who enjoy it. Very intelligent and mature comment...

No... no, this definitely is not called a "video game review." 

Im glad that he was enough of a dumbfuck to do this before filing this frivolous lawsuit, as it virtually guarantees that he will lose. I hope he goes dead fucking broke chasing this dumb bullshit claim.

Yet another Kotaku article that leaves me wondering whether the author didnt bother to do any research, or is actively being disingenuous for the sake of clickbait. As bad as her takes are, they dont need to be blatantly represented to make them worse. She didnt “lend credence” to allowing babies requiring c-section

as misrepresenting Bialik’s intent as much as seeing through it.”

Youre wasting far too much time on that aggressively ignorant and pathetic moron...