crankymessiah
Cranky Messiah
crankymessiah

Lol...wut? As a white guy who grew up in a rural area, i have no idea what the hell youre talking about. All of the dumbass white hillbillies in my area have “Back the Blue” signs in their yards, and i constantly hear the “if they would have obeyed the cops” bullshit when i argie woth them. Either your area isnt actual

I would say that it's more a byproduct of baseball being incredibly fucking boring and awful...

I dont give a fuck how poorly designed the road is. They were going 150mph. That is inexcusable on any road.

No shit, genius. Everybody understands that, because they would have to be a goddamned simpleton not to. They are just saying that it shows that he truly is in it for the value/money rather than a love of the cards/game, and it is disrespectful to the artist.

You mean the Marfan Syndtome that he diesnt have and which wouldnt be an advantage if he did? Big swing and miss here, chief.

Holy shit. Nobody who was in Bucky goddamn Larson has any ground whatsoever to criticize anyone else, for anything.

Why is this even an article? Slow day? We’re publishing articles about a completely irrelevant actor that literally nobody cares about criticizing his much more successful peers for their movie choices? This is somehow news? Good grief...

Come on, now. In no way is that a normal response to going over visitation hours. I have primary custody, and my daughter’s mother regularly failed to bring her back on time, and sometimes not for many hours past the allotted time. Do you know what they did about it? Literally nothing, aside from telling her to please

Except it is not more toxic, that was just an asinine take.

Yeah, you probably should have continued to leave that one in the chamber, because it’s ridiculous. I mean...ComicsGate? Star Wars executives being inundated w/threats over trivial nonsense? Drag Race isnt even in the same stratosphere of toxicity, let alone worse.

This is, in all sincerity, one of the most idiotic (if not downright irresponsible) headlines i have ever seen. It’s just so incredibly disingenuous, misleading, and unnecessarily vitriolic. Please, by all means, explain how Grohl openly admitting that he took drumlines from those musicians and praising them as

This comment is exceedingly stupid on multiple levels...

I mean... she was actually prett6 good on Zoey 101. Until she got pregnant (the rumors having always been that Dan Schneider was the father). 

I buy old games all the time. There are tons of them to buy, so it’s not like everyone who would ever buy it should already have it by now. Are we supposed to assume that there will be a deadline to buy any old game we may ever want?

Yes, let’s all make fun of the fact that courts use legal terms rather than just blunt declarations. Those dummies!

We’re even giving CP3 the credit for games he doesnt even play in now? That seems a bit much. I dont think they won because of his influence. They won because they are a vertly talented and cohesive team full of very talented lottery picks going up against a somewhat unreliable team without their best player. 

Good for her? She did something mind-bogglingly stupid, played the victim and blamed the glue company, and now will profit off of being amazingly dumb. The hell with her.

I didnt have sympathy for her to begin with, as i tend not to have sympathy for dumb people who choose to do aggressively stupid things (like, say, pouring super glue in your hair). It was even worse when she argued that it was somehow the company’s fault, even though every non-idiot on earth knows that it’s common

I grew up in a rural area in the middle of nowhere, with literally zero Asian people, and even i knew what it meant by the time i was in middle school, if not sooner. Being aggressively oblivious and uninformed isnt really the greatest excuse; it just means that you made little to no effort to actually learn what

Nassib is the first openly gay ACTIVE player. He is currently on an NFL team and is signed for 3 more years. Michael Sam was never an active player in the NFL. He was cut without playing a game. This distinction really shouldnt be hard to understand.