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Cranky Messiah
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James Wan is a modern horror master.”

Also, James Wannis awful.

Considering that the first two were already idiotic Lowest Common Denominator bollocks based on two balatant frauds... why would anybody expect this to be anything but terrible? Whenever people tell me that any of the Conjuring, Saw, or Paranormal Activity are their favorite horror movie(s), i immediately know that

This article is embarrassing. Youre just happily providing fodder for dumbass Conservatives to bitch about how far cancel culture has supposedly gone, and for them to mock. This is literally nothing. In no way whatsoever does this even imply that she may be racist, let alone tie her to freaking white supremacy.

(You didnt actually post the link)

A) Dragon’s Dogma is a massively underrated game.

CP3 is dirty as fuck. So... probably that?

He was never even considered a PG, but rather a SG or SF (and he has basically become a Point Forward), so not sure why you would assume he was the size of the average PG. Or how someone could have ever watched him play a single minute and not realize that he is a bigger dude. He’s also not actually all that slow; he

Nothing like responding to what you perceived as insulting body-shaming, by... body-shaming someone. All the dumb shit about him being “tiny” and “short” completely undermines any point she may have otherwise had. Criticize him for what he said, not for the stature that he has zero control over. That’s literally doing

Again, you have zero fucking self-awareness. Youre the one throwing multiple hissy fits in these comments, while accusing others of whining and having diaper rash. Youre telling people who have experience in coaching or playing sports (including black women whonplayed basketball) that they couldnt possibly understand

Holy fuck, you are tiresome and obnoxious. Nothing like telling people that their opinion is wrong and calling them “privileged” because they have a different opinion than you, and then turning around and throwing a fucking hissy fit about someone supposedly telling you that your opinion is wrong (even though all they

The more of these stories that come out, the more I’m confused why people who clearly have no business working with kids are in education.”

Nvm...

Yes, comedy would be much better and more interesting if it was designed to not only not offend anybody by the current standards, but also any possible future standards.

At least once per week, Jezebel posts a pointlessly snarky or smug article, and it is extremely obnoxious. Bonus points for when the smugness is compeltely unearned, or they being smug about not actually knowing anything about the easily researched thing they are being paid to write about.

I a 37 year old straight man, and i have a pink and white gaming chair, which i bought specifically because it is pink. Not sure what there is to be embarrassed about?

The fact that it fits your “type” does not somehow mean that it’s impressive ir “ripped.” If we are asking whether he is imoressively muscular, he is a 5 at the absolute best. It's legitimately just a completely average arm. 

..are people seriously impressed by this? There is nothing even remotely impressive about his arms. They are incredibly average. When did having completely average arms become amazingly impressive?

Wut? Do people not actually, you know... work out at your gym. That is a very average arm, my dude. 

The implication that everyone who likes or watched the show is racist and took part in this is incredibly dumb. This was a very vical minority, many of whom probably dont even actually care about the show and just wanted an excuse to be racist.