“Robosexual pride, y’all!”

I like my Batmobiles like I like my Batman: WEIRDER.

Uh, wow. Spanking the kid for showing affection to his friend is abuse. She is doing incredible harm and is absolutely going to fuck him up emotionally and mentally. That’s really sad, and she is trash.

My white sister up in Maine, who is generally left-leaning, young-ish, with a half white/black son who has very dark skin, will complain about how the police treat my nephew in one breath, and in the next breath will rail against immigrants/Mexicans and how they need to get out of the country, how evil they are, and…

Nixon was told to resign or get kicked to the curb BY HIS OWN PARTY in the Senate because he had some Americans sneak in to a room to spy on potential opponents.

I don’t think he cares enough about anything to hate it.  Democracy is just the latest thing standing between him and getting whatever he wants, which is always the only thing that matters to him.  

If my Grandpop was any indication your retirement years are when you finally have time to stir up ridiculous shit.

But enough about the Kentucky DMV.

You’d prefer he go to church? 

There was a janitor at a grammar school I worked at once who drove a Mustang with the license plate: ICUMONU

Hispanics who pass as white are the key to keeping the nation dominated by a single demographic.

TL;DR  How did this guys mom inspire Soup Nazi?

uh..I read that heading is saying SHE was the abuser. You may want to fix that.

2nd Gear: The whole Ghosn saga is an object lesson in what rich people can get away with just because they’re rich. The dude embezzled millions of dollars from a company and managed to just run away scott free, while an average person would go to jail for shoplifting. It’s absolutely absurd.

White kids who go on mission trips abroad are often very racist. They’re either n-word droppers like this chode or see black and brown children as props for their own doo-gooder humblebrags. Source: I’m a white girl who grew up evangelical.

I would assume it would be OK if it were your cookout, if he’s known your immediate family for over 5 years, knows 10 of your cousins (which can include Uncles & Aunts (mostly ones your friend’s age and younger), in-laws, former roommates, or children of any of the above), and can properly / confidently give daps.

Kid has good taste.

When my daughter was 8, I read her The Hobbit and she loved it. Then she couldn’t get through The Hobbit movies. Then she loved The Lord of the Rings movies. We haven’t attempted the books.

You don’t actually get it.