Yeah, let's maybe stop giving Thought Catalog pageviews.

Pretty sure Allison Janney has a painting somewhere that's ever-so-slowly aging ...

100 percent, I would sleep with him.

Yes, but ... I dunno. I'm 24 and would like to stop having acne, partly so that I actually look like I'm 24. But my 44-year-old mom hasn't "grown out of it" either ...

I saw her in a trailer recently and thought, "I thought she was dead ...?"

I was very late to watching Parks and Rec and it was only after binge-watching several seasons that I realized — hold the phone! — my boyfriend bears striking resemblance to Ron Swanson at age 30. Since that revelation, I've seen Nick Offerman/Megan Mullally interviews (loved Karen, but didn't know they were together)…

Age: 16

Try as I might to be body-positive, one of my ears was taken off and not quite placed back in alignment when I was an infant. I owe a serious debt to science and ENT docs for the fact that I can hear now, but what I had to give up was my desire to shave my head for this look. I feel better about it now, given that…

What about that her sexualization includes teddy bears, relating to our societal infantilization of not only women, not only women who want to display sexual power, but also what "we" (be real, young, straight men) deem sexy?

When I saw this trailer before The World's End, I didn't think "rom com" but rather "satire". I'd watch the shit out of this movie if I still thought it was going for "dark" (not in the spray-tan sense of the word).

And, yeah, I meandered from your point here, which I also think is a great one. Feminism doesn't mean just body positivity, just as body positivity ought not to be just thin white ladies running around without makeup.

I admit I don't really have an academic basis or background to build upon, so my argument is little more than what I've observed. So, I'm not even entirely sure what I mean quite yet, just that it's frustrating to see reclaiming of (what some would call) objectification touted in the same worldview as, say, our…

This.

I see your point completely, I just believe in giving non-mainstream ideas airplay for the sake of also giving the reasoning against them airplay, and through that, bringing up the quality of discussion — the underlying idea being that sunlight is the best disinfectant. Ours is a difference in opinion on whether…

A thousand times NOOOOO! Don't banish her to Faux News Island — that's where the crazy goes to gain power.

Thank you for internet-comment support on my emotion vomit.

Uggggh. I feel you. I FEEL.

I moved to Omaha. I'll add myself to the loser column.