How dare the server ask to take that empty plate away! It was his. He had it monogrammed to make a complete set of tableware.

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an…

Agreed. The F-14 is my favorite car (since the A-10 is technically a 3-wheeler).

1969 Fascination:

Crawler Transporter

Oregon’s statewide speed limit of 65...which only exists on limited access freeways. rural highways are 55. Fifty. fucking. five. It’s mind numbing to drive here.

It’s from the recording of the latest episode of Top Gear. James appears to have made it out of other people’s pants.

In Sweden we don’t need warning labels for everything.

Because he can.

I went to high school in rural Montana, so the closest “city” with actual stuff to do besides underage drink was about an hour’s drive away. The day before my 18th birthday, a group of maybe ten of my friends drove there to see a movie and get dinner at a diner afterward. I rode there with my best buddy in his ‘86…

I’m giving this a star because it reminds me of my crazy redhead girlfriend from high school.

Lessons to be learned here:

Had a crazy redhead girlfriend back in high school. She once grabbed my hand and shoved it down her pants while we were in the back seat with both of her parents in the front. I think it was a Contour or maybe a Taurus. I also think her parents knew.

Dildochugger is excellent, but next time I do a Worst Customers there’s one that’s even better.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Oh man. Strongly disagree with this one. I think it’s way more interesting and distinctive than the rather anonymous-looking 12C.

They are dead :-(

You know who should be setting speed limits? The engineers responsible for designing the roads in the first fucking place. Not some politician trying to make things seem good and nice and safe. Trust the people actually involved int he science of making a road safe.