I stopped asking those questions years ago. The Chinese are getting away with intellectual property theft, and seems like they've been getting away with it for years.

Don't forget the Feng-Shui Predator (McLaren P1), ChumpTrui SharkBite (Camaro Z28), Guily ComfortCMO-Co-Founders Edition (W222 S-Class), FangPee LovelyWindows (Cadillac Escalade), and DangWai SG445345234123412341234-CEWERERWERERYummy (Honda Accord).

Let's move to China and start the Jalopnik brand. We can build all of the cool shit like the Hadesdog Nemeses (Hellcat Challenger) and the Destroyer Kitefin XS-2 (Corvette Stingray ZR-1) for example.

I dunno I look at that side profile and ALL I can see is Bentley Flying Spur and that's an excellent frame of reference.

Thanks for making me start my week with a massive urge to punch people.

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

Stock it with former Stigs. There are a few of them.

That's the wrong black label. You want the Jalopnik, Breakfast Scotch, Black label.

I used to work the fry section for Wagamama in Brisbane's Fortitude Valley. In those days, both of the most popular menu items (ie. the most Western-friendly) were from the fry section. Wagamama didn't take reservations, it was all walk-ins. One Wednesday night, four school groups walked in at the same time. On…

Spot-on review. I review this review to be a 100/100.

Ahh. The beginning of the troll species. Can you imagine how much persistence that took? Some of them probably still roam the Internet like dinosaurs. Trollasaurus Rex ' s.

There are so many ways a Landie can look 'tough'.

I wish I had the cash and the space. I have lusted after a P1800ES since I saw one in the local Volvo showroom down the street from my high school. I've come close a couple of times but never been able to actually get one.

plenty of diesels i'd take pleasure in driving. All of them are Unimogs.*

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Don't know. It's just an awesome picture.

Look, it's a little hard not to take this personally.

Well, sorry, because you know I'm a fan and all, but "Cilantro Lime Crema" is a terrible substitute for guacamole and an even worse idea for a screenname.

I remember PWNing "Spare Change" so bad the 5 digit high score rolled over and started from 00000. I was so bummed. :D (FYI: Spare Change was an old arcade-y game from Broderbund for the Apple II and other contemporary home computers)