The 5-series GT looks markedly better, and while I wouldn’t buy one with my own money, the styling has grown on me to the point where I don’t feel the need to bleach my retinas whenever I see one (especially in red).

BMW 3-series GT. Look at this useless piece of crap:

That picture shows perfectly the saddest part about ‘Vettes: how they’re driven. They’re super capable, lightweight monsters, but I only see them driven in the slow lane, and I can never seem to get good pictures of them because even my Jeep is going faster than they are. It’s a disgrace.

I only got that achievement on the mobile Dead Space......... That still counts, right..?

I don’t see how they could, but I wouldn’t put it past Ferrari to try. Those guys suck when it comes to customer service. Plus, didn’t people have to have something like five Ferraris already? I don’t think Bieber has that many

It’s totally a real thing. The Stanley Parable has some of the funniest, most tongue-in-cheek achievements I’ve ever seen.

It’s also a great way to get that one achievement in The Stanley Parable:

I was under the impression that the LaFerrari had been sold out for some time, and that Justin was buying his second hand..? Maybe I’m wrong, but Ferrari really should try to appeal more to enthusiasts (maybe not coke-dealing enthusiasts) like they used to, instead of being “that company that makes great cars but who…

Fair enough. Still, someone should tell him that it probably won’t work so he doesn’t make any more of a fool of himself :/

I can’t see this making it, even with this much faking going on

What’s the point of eliminating wires if you don’t get any weight savings?

This video has sooooo many things wrong with it, the transitions are just the turd icing on the turd cake.

That’s the official video? My dog could edit together a video better than that. And who reads out the specs of a car??? That crap gets ten seconds of static text at most, or in the description of the video. It’s like these people have never seen really common things, like press videos, or a basic presentation on…

Don’t forget the “two symmetrical turbos. Twin turbos. Both turbos are symmetrical... The turbos are opposite of each other; mirror-image turbos in the car”

They didn’t say anything about staying on the ground, just that it would reach 290. In fact, it’ll go much faster when we give it what it deserves by strapping it to a rocket and SHOOTING IT INTO THE SUN!!!

If this is the future of Hypercars, I think I might turn in my Jalop card. I like the current round of hypercars; they’re very pretty and they don’t need tearing up. I’m perfectly alright waiting four or five years for the Veyron successor to duke it out with Koenigsegg’s Agera followup. And maybe even the SSC…

It looks even worse than that. Like a blind toddler tried to draw a Veyron, then fell asleep in the middle of it, then drooled on the whole thing to smudge it up. I can’t overstate how awful this thing looks

I still have no idea what he was saying with the cable nonsense. Even the system in my head, a single fiber-optic cable that runs back and forth through every component (which is what it sounds like he’s saying) would be really annoying to implement, painful to repair, and likely heavier because each and every…

Inferring from frame two, I’d say RoboCap. Gettit?

I think that’s the joke; it’s supposed to be a blower, but it ‘sucks,’ per the title.